Argh!

been trying to sneeze for at least minute now. keep almost sneezing, then not sneezing. I swear i'll claw my fucking nose off.

Htfu

Utfs!
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Look up

Utfs!
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Haha, confused me for a min there, meanie

look into a bright light the nerve which carries the sneeze impulse is along side the optic nerve and bright light can induce a sneeze. I'm probably not explaining it very scientifically, but apparently (according to a Doctor) it's true.

^ yeah, it's called Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome - I get it in sunlight

I sneeze when I eat mints... Try two Smints™, the black ones... Racist... Etc...

Choo.

You can have my hayfever if you like? Sometimes I feel like I'm going to sneeze my skull out of my nostrils.

I've allocated my nostrils a 3-day sneezing window every quarter.

No joke, I very rarely sneeze, but when I do sneeze they come batches of 30 or 40 at a time! After number 5, the novelty wears off. by number 25 I can't really see.

Then I wash the film of mucus off my face, body, and whatever I was nearby at the time, eat a chocolate bar, and am fine! It's great.