CrazyJames vs a CrazyWhiteVanMan

1-0 to CrazyJames!
Woohoo
To explain..... the inevitable happened (in London), I got taken out by a whitevanman this morning on the way in to get my car.
I was overtaking him in stationary traffic, he decides to indicate a millisecond after deciding that he was going to turn right and try and kill me, luckily I saw him moving out and didn't quite get a full face plant but I did manage to ram his outwardly turned front wheel and take his mirror out with my shoulder, amazingly my shoulder is absolutely fine, but my foot is pretty bruised and I cut my wrist up a tiny bit, other than that i'm fine :)
Oh and the front wheel didn't even come out of true despite ramming his front wheel head on haha!

48 spokes, yeah bitches!!

maybe it was OOL

Nahh this guy was wearing leather, not mink.

Glad youre ok man.

did you throw any punches at the dude ?

Pleased to hear youre still alive! (Damnit! :P)

did you throw any punches at the dude ?

I put my bike down and offered him out, but he decided to carry on driving, a few strong words were exchanged, he said what about my mirror, I said fuck your fucking mirror, etc etc.

Thump them with the business end of your cock.

Glad youre ok man.

Cheers dude, haven't seen you in ages man, will have to try and make it down to easts sometime soon!

James, glad your biike is ok and that you are not too badly hurt.

Take care

Cheers guys, just had to vent as I was pretty pissed off after this incident!

I saw him moving out

You mean you could have avoided him and didn't? YOU CALL YOURSELF A GO- oh wait, wrong thread.

Nice one CJ, should'a taken a bumper off too without your diamond-hard wheels. Hope your foot gets better soon.

The contributors to the van appreciation thread shant be too happy about this one...

;)

should have keyed his van as he rode away

Ha, clearly you haven't seen James, he took out the mirror, but knowing him he would have keyed or done far worse given chance.
remembers a brick through a car window and a snapped off key in lock

I put my bike down and offered him out, but he decided to carry on driving, a few strong words were exchanged, he said what about my mirror, I said fuck your fucking mirror, etc etc.

I like to offer lessons in driving. To the extent of pretending to reach for a business card from my pocket.

Then laugh and ride into the sunset. Lovely.

You mean you could have avoided him and didn't? YOU CALL YOURSELF A GO- oh wait, wrong thread.

Nice one CJ, should'a taken a bumper off too without your diamond-hard wheels. Hope your foot gets better soon.

I saw him moving out as I was about a foot away from being alongside him, so considering my speed was around 15mph I had the choice of the side of his van or the oncoming traffic.
I made the less lethal choice, reacting as quickly and as best as I could given the situation, the foot is fine thanks, just a little bit bruised :)

By the way I didn't go over the handlebars or anything, I kinda managed to get one foot down and kinda bounced off the van and stumbled a bit, thankfully!

congratulations on a spectacular escape attempt.

glad your ok mate.

a real b*stard trick is to hammer in a similar but not right key and then snap it off....... although the chances of carrying both items needs a bad mind !

Cheers Jonny, how's the face/concussion dude? all ok?

They called you fritz on all the blogs btw haha!

You're famous dude!

face is good thanks.
im gutted about the fritz thing my one stab at fame has been ruined by a spelling mistake

face is good thanks.
im gutted about the fritz thing my one stab at fame has been ruined by a spelling mistake

Haha I know man, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I thought all they had to do was add an L to the end of it to make it really offensive haha.