Dickheads selling wank

What the hell is wrong with these fucking wankers. Just spotted this on the bay.

They state in the title that it's a *Custom Built* Single Speed Road Bike Courier Bike

Can people please floods this guy with comments about how much of a twat he is and the fact that it's come straight out of a box and will fall apart as soon as a rat steps onto it.

*The other option is we could all bid up to a really stupidly high amount and then tell them to fuck off when they want to be paid for it!

You know we've done this a million times with Unipack threads?

Cool thread title though..

£$€.

I thought this was going to be about these guys:

Please feel free to ask any questions

hmmm...

i am disappointed. my supply of wank has run dangerously low and was hoping the title was serious.

dang and blast.

I'm sure you'll find some more.. try harder..

i'm out of cooking oil as well, and getting carpal tunnel.

Wankers of the world unite!

i prefer it to be solitary, actually...

makes you go blind...

as in the Goon show - "stop that lad, you'll go blind"

Either buy it or move the fuck along.

the £20.99 postal is a bit steep, otherwise....

Wankers of the world unite!

Hi El_D

Where's the cock joke?

Hippy wants cock.

Where's the cock joke?

In my trousers

ha!

Hippy wants cock.

HUGE cock, in fact

In my trousers

That is actually pretty funny.. hehehe

Most of the women Ive managed to get into bed have found* it fucking hilarious.

*after an extended search.

^^^That's not a real picture it's been photochooped.

I deduced this using my intelligence and I.T. knowledge

Balki's latest conquest.

Both of the women Ive managed to get into bed have found* it fucking hilarious.

*after an extended search.

.

ahem

quite.

So, how much is this wank then?