Teeth on Easyjet

Hello.
Wondering if anyone has had experience of getting teeth on to Easyjet flights??
Flying to Amsterdam in a couple of weeks and want to take my head and teeth as hand luggage strapped to one another.
Really don't want to pay to check it.
Any ideas?
Thanks

post your head and teeth in a "return to sender" padded envelope to your destination.
Remember to take a spare pair of eyes in case you lose them.

Teeth aren't allowed as hand luggage anymore, sharp edges.

knock em out-
just use Arm and hammer tooth paste- with liquid calcium!

i heard ryanair is going to start charging to use the toliet on board

just show up i am sure they won't argue...

@ the crane
thats blatantly crap

Kill yourself before boarding.

@ the crane
thats blatantly crap

It was discussed http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/news/article5815088.ece but I doubt it'll actually happen due to the uproar it caused.

My dad's works for RyanAir and he said it was a publicity stunt.

Cetainly got people talking....

i heard ryanair is going to start charging to use the toliet on board

i heard ryanair is going to start charging to use the toliet on board

I thought they were going to weigh you to work out how much shit you were bringing on to the plane and then just charge accordingly for waste disposal.

Last night went for dinner with a group of people including someone whose friend is c crew for Easyjet.

The other day she's walking through the plane, most people have already got off. One woman gets up and there is a wet patch on her seat. So she asks passenger if it's something that needs cleaning up, to which the passenger says:

"It's piss. I'm not paying a pound to use your toilets."

My dad's works for RyanAir and he said it was a publicity stunt.

Cetainly got people talking....

Sounds suspiciously like backtracking to me. Ryan Air are a terrible terrible airline

I SWEAR they're gonna charge more if you've gotta bigger than average cock and balls. ITS TRUE I SWEAR.

So this lady wet herself to avoid paying for the toilet.. ha! what a chav. the cost of cleaning her clothes, loss in dignity smelling of piss and sores from chaffing surely outway a few pence for a piss?

as wrong as it is you are paying for a dirt cheap flight and all that comes with it. what do you expect?!

Tynan.. in my experience you don't need teeth in Amsterdam... in fact sometimes it works in your favour.. just make sure the safe word contains as few hard consonants as possible!

toothless FTW.

teeth can be dangerous in the wrong hands

My dad's works for RyanAir and he said it was a publicity stunt.

What, both of them? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket....

It is obligatory to take your teeth on a flight, so they can identify you when they crash. Why do you think they tell you to adopt the brace position? It keeps all your gnashers in tact.

I SWEAR they're gonna charge more if you've gotta bigger than average cock and balls. ITS TRUE I SWEAR.

As long as I get a discount for being rigged like a chinese mouse.

i was hoping they were selling them :(

It is obligatory to take your teeth on a flight, so they can identify you when they crash. Why do you think they tell you to adopt the brace position? It keeps all your gnashers in tact.

have you ever thought of writing for radio 4 comedy shows? they'd be all over that shit.

Ryan air have since realised the risks of not providing free toilet facilities. Now they intend to run a two tier system of toilets.

Regular, which is free.

And deluxe, which will cost a tenner.
http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/72335/309742/f/2684148-Our-Private-4-star-Pit-Toilet-1.jpg

have you ever thought of writing for radio 4 comedy shows? they'd be all over that shit.

You think I'm kidding? It's true I tell ya....