Bogroll Love Thread

Don't you just love the soft feeling on ones anus after a good hard turnout

The thing that really excites me about bogroll is the actual purchase, the whole drama of it....."Oooh, shall I stick to safe white or shall I go for mint to match the new shower gel bottle I just bought?"

Love it me, love it

its like a fresh dew on a crisp winters day refreshing and oh so alive....

i NEED to curl one out.

Shit tickets.

leading edge of paper behind roll or in front of roll?

"Oooh, shall I stick to safe white or shall I go for mint to match the new shower gel bottle I just bought?"

Tacky bastard, below are acceptable colours for toilet paper:
white
white
white
white
ironic peach
white
white
white

The big concern is ply count, you want 3 ply bare minimum and 4 ply if you're going to take it seriously...

Then to top it off, the icing on the cake if you will, try and get a roll with added Aloe Vera for an extra gentle wipe that leaves you feeling fresh as a daisy ;)

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Pist, I thought that scousers just used the Sun.

BDW. No need to ask. Away from the wall every time. Rolls far better.

Any colour so long as it is plain white (or undyed).

That Aloe Vera stuff is great if you had a ruby the night before

leading edge of paper behind roll or in front of roll?

In front of roll, if you're using extra soft and thick paper it can result in inward pull in the direction of the wall, jamming the roll against the wall if your holder isn't designed to handle extra thick rolls...

Best to play it safe and have it in front of the roll allowing you to pull away for a smooth rolling action

If you aren't using recycled bog roll, you're killing a dolphin every time you take a shit.

leading edge of paper behind roll or in front of roll?

In front for me. But Mrs v-r likes it behind (oo-er) and thinks it is 'common' to have it in front. Bit of a battleground in our house.

Remember that shiny tracing paper shit you used to get at school? Ripped your hole to ribbons!

Crap thread

Wet wipes followed by some 4 ply aloe andrex FTW

In front for me. But Mrs v-r likes it behind (oo-er) and thinks it is 'common' to have it in front. Bit of a battleground in our house.

Trailing edge first in my gaff, you calling me common?

Wet wipes followed by some 4 ply andex for FTW

Wet wipes eh!! Impressive, I like what you're doing there, I'm a fan of your work, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter...

For those of us with bigger arses than normal.. hit up the factory direct..

Villa-ru, all the smartest hotels have it in front.

Trailing edge first in my gaff, you calling me common?

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck...

Right that's it!!!

Villa-ru, all the smartest hotels have it in front.

I'm in total agreement, it's the wife that has been misled. She's part foreign, though, so it's understandable.

Even the smartest hotels in foreign places put it up front ;o)

I am with you on that one villa-ru. Jaygee disagrees. Maybe I should marry you instead?