Dry Cleaner

Can anyone suggest a good dry cleaner in central London.

Have just spilled my lunch down another tie I have no clean ties in the office. I have found in the past that poor dry cleaners bash the shit out of ties and they lose a lot of body.

Am sure I will get a load of useless sarchastic shit as well, but any genuine suggestions will be appreciated, and if you are going to be funny, ffs make me spew the last of my lunch all over my monitor.

Best thread ever...

Buy a new tie.

I've just started going tie-less and it's A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I'm at one with my shirt now and just flow with all that life has to throw at me.

Give it to Dot and she will put it through on a service wash.

no way around it my man. any dry cleaners will fuck up your ties unfortunately.

...why not try spot-cleaning with a vinegar solution?

I've just started going tie-less and it's A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I'm at one with my shirt now and just flow with all that life has to throw at me.

So you can't free-tie through a tedious budget meeting then? Have you also gone completely knotless then? Is it safe?

sprinkle talc on the stain. leave, brush off, repeat.

spittle on keyboard but nothing has hit the monitor

Try spitting on the stain and wiping it on your arse.

How does a tie made of duct tape grab you?

Wipe clean and stylish.

James is a gonna need a huge bottle of that... WAGC...

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use the supplied serviette

People still wear ties?

Learn to eat lunch properly ; )

It's not a tie for Dj, it's a bib.