I need to win an argument about fixed gears

OK!
me and a friend have been having the classic fixed/gears fights!
coupld shots here and there and it comes down the final twin death match for the belt!!
need some ammo for a massive combo knockout punch
quotes by big shot bikers would be nice!

thanks all!

"Use the fucking search you lazy cunt" is one of my favourites.

Just bring out that Desgrange (Tour De France founder) quote:

*I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five.
Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer?
We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!
*
Although, to be fair, gears are probably better in 90% of situations.

Kick him in the nuts. Job done.

Fixed wheel bicycles are jolly good

I'm big but not yet shot. You can use that one for free.

[Will, that is not nice. Why not pop over to Cardiff and snap young Oliver]

It's a real quote; put it into search you lazy cunt

just tell him/her, fixies suck donkey eggs. thats how i prevail in such situations

just tell him fixed gear riders dont give a fuck if you ride fixed gear or not,
win

Also you could point out that fixed wheel riders are better looking and have far better sex lives than geared riders.

Maybe show this person a picture of Victoria Pendleton and go "Dude, seriously. Dude".

Maybe show this person a picture of a fishspear and go "Dude, seriously. Dude".

fished

wow tom... top draw!!
and for you utfs... what was i ment to type in... did like 20 searches.. nothing.. chill!! its a nice day!.. maybe not in crazy town though

Just bring out that Desgrange (Tour De France founder) quote:

*I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. *
*Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? *
*We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear! *

Although, to be fair, gears are probably better in 90% of situations.

Don't. Desgrange was an arsehole.

dont talk about bikes, question their sexuality, their mothers fidelity, and their ability in combat.

It is well known that derailleurs lead to impotence by the age of 30.

Use the old "zen" argument. If he doesn't "get it", simply shake your head in pity with an infuriatingly smug expression playing across your face.

He will throw the first punch and you will retain the moral high ground.

Or offer to race him. But whatever you do, don't go through with it.

as if you can get all the parts on a geared bike powdercoated in matching colours... fixie wixie clown bike ftw!

Tell him that whilst he's slowly going impotent, due to the nature of bicycle riding, you are immune due to a fixiecootie shot you had when you were just a bairn

I've recently noticed a lot of hipsters riding geared bikes. I presume that these are the lazy fellows who won't use the search engine and to whom Mr Wigan alludes.

tell him not to have stoopid arguements

On second thoughts. Smack him across the face with your D lock.

Tell him apples are better, because they come in more colours than oranges and you don't have to peel them.

tell them geared riding is inherently not on, with its complex social heirarchy and its wieghtsaving and its lycra wearing

tell them that kanye west rides one, and he likes fish dicks

tell him that derailleurs give you galloping knob rot.