Mental bike names

Mental Bike names
Few people have mentioned this, lets have a thread of it--
real or imagined..........to start us off this gem of a childs BMX:-

Ammaco screwdriver!

Swag..... you know the rest.

imminent thread drift warning
do you need this ¬ to work on that ^?

Apollo made a bike call 'Creed'.

Roberts Dogs Bolx

http://www.robertscycles.com/largeviews/mtb1.html

Geekhouse. ;)

S&M Menstrual Cycle

Ha....My whole bag company was called 'Menstrual Cycles' originally...with the bags called 'heavy flow', 'Regular flow', and 'Light flow'....i still loved the name...and the logo and i'll resurrect it one day. :)
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Viking Warlord

It needs to be your women's line. I'm still waiting for my bag.

Ha....My whole bag company was called 'Menstrual Cycles' originally...with the bags called 'heavy flow', 'Regular flow', and 'Light flow'....i still loved the name...and the logo and i'll resurrect it one day. :)

shogun GIMP

a lovely entry level trials bike...

On-one made the Gimp dirt jump frame too.

did they now?

The guys at work like to "Bring Out The Gimp"
Though it's normally being played with...

Cove Stiffee, Hustler, STD, Foreplay, Hooker????

mountain biking is full of embarrassing, puerile names these days :(

Names that are deliberately "crazy" don't count. They're just wank.

The Raleigh Rapist.

cycling-- all good clean fun for all the family.............

Barry Schap

Michael Boom

Gan Well Pro (funny if you're a geordie)

ie "How meeyat, me bike gan's well prooah like"

Barry Schap

Michael Boom

Gan Well Pro (funny if you're a geordie)

ie "How meeyat, me bike gan's well prooah like"

yeah nice.....used to love Viz when they wrote Sid the Sexist in "Geordie" words like ' me murta,divvent nah,durzy' etc. etc

cycling-- all good clean fun for all the family.............

That doesn't count 'cos that is patently you and a roll of sticky backed plastic?

no its real! trust me im on the internet

531! luton lunatic............

http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu146/emmeff2009/DSCN1332.jpg