Another Hit and Run. Last Night. Now I'm missing bits of face

On the way home last night after watching QI filming, I crossed the nightmarish Tottenham Court road X Euston Road lights and started up Hampstead road up to Camden.

Cue some cunt in a blue Peugot deciding to pull a U turn from parked right into me, over the bonnet I go and hit the pavement teeth first.

I immediately get up and bang on his window. Cunt looks me in the fucking eye and drives off.

I dragged my bike with tacoed front wheel to the pavement and happily about 5 people saw the whole thing, called po po/ambulance for me, agreed on cunt's liscence plate etc. Big big thanks to them.

All's well apart from some facial road rash and smashed front teeth which the good people at Parkway Dental have started fixing for me.

Thanks to this forum and epsecially the accident thread here I knew to get all the names/phone numbers/jobs of all witnesses, I know how to handle the police moving forward, and I've already managed to replace my wheel thanks to Owen at Cavendish.

So that's it really, if anyone here has any more advice, or by chance happened to see it then do let us know.

Oh and any tips on how to stop my fucking teeth hurting also appreciated.

Wow, bad luck - get well soon.
Get the fucker taken off the road.
And buy some opium.

WAC! WTF is it with people on the road at the moment??

Good luck in catching the cunt mate and heel soon :-)

hope the cunt gets the book thrown at him... actually i think he get some thing heavy and pointy thrown at him...

rapid recovery

cunt

Looked you in the eyes and drove away!
Deserves being beaten to death with a red hot poker covered in dog shit!

what's his reg...

(goes to fetch prawns and milk.....)

It's National No Indicating Week.

i didn't see that coming

^ :)

Cunty cunt, cunt-cunt... etc

Glad you're ok. Unbelievable dickheadery from Mr Peugeot! Good luck with the justice n ting

One more thread like this and I'm selling my bikes. Anyone want to go halves on a Sherman tank?

Glad your'e ok mate, is it me, or does it look like there's a lots more uninsured drivers out there?

buy some ibuprofens, that will take the edge off the pain

oh shit sorry to hear that....tooth pain? Neurofen Plus/Clove Oil/Brandy...

Cheers guys - strong-ass cider's doing the job at the moment, might upgrade to codiene later on....

oh man, that junction is seriously complicated.

hitting the deck face 1st :O damn that musta hurt !

hope you heal quick and the driver is caught, what an ashole.

Yeah, what is up with drivers at the moment? Heal up soon.

One more thread like this and I'm selling my bikes. Anyone want to go halves on a Sherman tank?

Get in touch with Bristlypioneer, he's probably got a couple chunkin' about.

Heal up man, hope the prick gets the extent of the judicial punishment he deserves and learn to indicate and look in the future.

Heal fast - you will feel so much better once teeth are sorted - I broke two front teeth 5wks back & the tooth ache/pain wears off after three weeks or so

Shit accident, let's hope the police catch the fucker.

Heal soon and get some good pain killers. Diclofenac are pretty good and don't fuck you like opiates do.

+1 to clove oil for teeth.

+1 to Diclofenac,
similar to ibuprofen, an anti inflammatory painkiller, but stronger.

naproxen, is stronger again.

codeine makes u constipated.. and drowsy with daily use.. so u know.

Personally, I hate compensation culture and think that it often has more to do with greed than recompense.

This, though, is exactly what CFAs are for. You deserve your bike to be put back exactly how it was, and a chunk of cash for those toothy-pegs of yours. Hope you get better soon, and get back on solid foods...

holey shit..
heal up. dude.
hope the driver gets time

dude, hope you heel up soon and man.. those teeth?? Not sure what to say. Hopefully you didn't crack the root - like I DID.

Similarly had back luck late last year. VERY BAD. Sucked.

All the best.

H!

Sounds bad, Zane, well done for reading up on stuff beforehand and I'm very glad that there are witnesses to this hit-and-run, which is a very serious offence in addition to the offence committed when the driver pulled out from a parked position without adequately checking his mirrors. It is always advisable to be at least a door width away from parked cars, but this sounds as if you may well have been in that position and the driver still didn't see you or indeed check his mirrors. Please post here with progress on the case, and I really, really hope he gets caught, convicted, and sentenced.