Take on the best in UK in your own back yard... Rollapaluza

National series launched....

we'll be going all around the UK, looking for the fastest Rollapaluza-erers, then inviting them to London for a showdown with London's fastest.

www.rollapaluza.com/nationals

When will the cities/venues be announced ?

You need a beer sculling competition run in parallel for the slow-legged humans..

We have some cities provisionally lined up already, but will likely announce all together.

excited!

Winston, after all the work hippy and I have done promoting you over the water, it is a shame that you have missed out Belfast and Dublin.

and good work too.....Belfast is a psossiblity actually, just didn't want to promise to deliver.....

You need a beer sculling competition run in parallel for the slow-legged humans..

You could call it the 'S Too 'Ard Beer Knee Paluza. Last one standing wins.

You coming up to Glasgow? We've got a few fixed gear riders up here.

Clive and I spotted a bunch of fixers riding around Dublin. Some couriers, some not.
I even washed my Rolla jersey so I could wear it twice. You getting this winston?
I washed a piece of clothing. I could have been eating, sleeping, drinking and yet i chose to clean that jersey just to make sure I got it on camera. Wayne, I also whored myself out in the Grupetto top for a day. When are you gonna design another 5 tops so I have every day of the week covered?

I have three Rolla tops and so was able to wear them on days 1, 4 and 5. I wore my firm's new and old cycling jerseys on the other two days. As a consequence of the latter, I have received e-mails from some on the ride who were able to track me down. Heaven knows what interest has been generated in Rollapaluza by a fat slow grey haired cyclist struggling around the lanes of Ireland. There are probably farmers in Fermanagh and tinkers in Tralee who are just dreaming of the day that the Rolla boys come to town.

Cool news, boys. Good work.

You coming up to Glasgow? We've got a few fixed gear riders up here.

It will be Glasgow or Edinburgh.

We'll be in Edinburgh on Monday for a publicity event for the Edinburgh Nocturne...we'll be there too.

this national series sounds wicked... i have missed out on loads of the events this year and only made it to the one at the imbibe bar where hillbilly knocked me out of the semi's! i need to keep an eye out for events as want to try and get out there and do well... anyone who can pedal fast and keep ur arse doen on rollers should give it a go as wicked fun...

fuck, this is getting serious. i might have to start training and no drinking at races.

pffft!

fuck, this is getting serious. i might have to start training and no drinking at races.

pffft!

WTF???? I think there should be a drinking cat and a non drinking cat.

This is going to be very good.

drinking cat: must consume a booze of your choice between rounds. competitors must supply own bucket.

You'd have to start on at least 3 drinks before you can start racing.

Drinking cat?

Pissed pussy?

Have you been plying Mia with drinks?

where hillbilly knocked me out of the semi's!

Fill him up with beer, I mean, cider, and after seven pints he'll pose less of a threat. ;)

Cider is the best form of training!

Definitely the best form of training for drinking cider, I'll give you that. :)

I might come along to make up the numbers...

I know what that means, it means you consider it a target.....