Go buy a pump

Yes you! If you ride your bike everyday then why don't you carry a pump? If you run skinny tyres then why don't you own a pump capable of pumping over 140psi?

Rant over, now I can get on with my shop duties without being interrupted

I do.

Now I'm going to create a thread about how I hate reading pointless threads.

i haz one thanks

Just c0z

I do.

Now I'm going to create a thread about how I hate reading pointless threads.

It wouldn't be a forum without pointlessness

Thats me, by the way... in my nice house.

nice abs

Forget the abs dude... look at my fucking couch!

You got a deal going with new balance Balki?

your walls are a bit bare. or are you trying to match your chest?

Forget the abs dude... look at my fucking couch!

You got a deal going with new balance Balki?

and ikea?

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/30138529

crappy laminate floor and when it was layed, you could have made it look so much nicer without the nasty edging strip

Rant over, now I can get on with my shop duties without being interrupted

Which shop do you work at?

Balki - 'your' head looks like action man:

^ crossed with Patrick Swayze.....

is it really that annoying to lend a pump out? You do realize it's a potential customer that will either

a) borrow the pump, be happy and possibly return to buy stuff

b) not get to borrow the pump, get pissed off and never return

Laminate???? Ikea???

What do you think I am, some kind of peasant?

That shit is Huon pine. And the couch is fucking Versace.

Actually, that dude does lok like action man, doesnt he... looks all... plasticy.

Are you coming to Wests tonight Balki?

Is your real name Ken?

Yes you! If you ride your bike everyday then why don't you carry a pump? If you run skinny tyres then why don't you own a pump capable of pumping over 140psi?

Rant over, now I can get on with my shop duties without being interrupted

You probably don't need a pump if you run 140psi+, just stick some strips of rubber on your rims, will give the same ride

Are you coming to Wests tonight Balki?

I dont think I can tonight VeeVee... I've had drinks every night since friday and my kidneys are aching.

Will definitely try to get over there at some stage though.

Back OT - I carry a feckoff great big Zefal HPX aluminium pump strapped under my toptube. This is because I'm fed up with making my hands sore trying to get crappyarsed little minipumps to bring my tyres back up to pressure when the Pu***ure Faerie visits.

I don't carry it as some kind of "rescue a roadie" service for people who are too cool to stash a pump in their jersey pocket. You've just spent three grand on a feckin' Colnago? Very nice - now go and spend a tenner on a decent pump, you poseur knobend.

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