This country is going down the pan!

Two reasons.

1. No one has made me tea this morning.

2. Radio 4 's live internet stream is not working.

I can't work like this, it's inhuman!

Oh, tea, that's a good idea. Time to fire up the office whipping boy.

Thanks Brick

I blame Obama

and to a smaller degree Kofi Annan

I blame the parents.

Oh, tea, that's a good idea. Time to fire up the office whipping boy.

Thanks Brick

You have an animatronic whipping boy? Where can you purchase one of these, linkz plz.

I blame Greasy

and to a smaller degree Kofi Annan

Did you know there is a bounty on Kofi Annans head???

Time to fire up the office whipping boy

Kinky office you work in.

Did you know there is a bounty on Kofi Annans head???

and a Twix on Ban Ki Moon's

too quick Balki!

Did you know there is a bounty on Kofi Annans head???

Red Bounty or blue Bounty?

I prefer the red ones.

Red Bounty or blue Bounty?

I prefer the red ones.

You would, you're one of them.

Balki has a stash of pre-prepared forum 'gags' he likes to weave in during the day. The game's up!

Red Bounty or blue Bounty?

I prefer the red ones.

What does your butler go for?

What does your butler go for?

He gets what he's bloody well given.

Meh. I hoped this was another chip pan thread.

Well lets see how it pans out.

Don't say I didn't warn you! Complete moral breakdown!!! It's the slags and the arabs, they want to kill us all!

http://www.nmauk.co.uk/nma/downloads/Daily_Mail.jpg

I was beginning to get really worried I'd miss You and Yours then the world at one but I just found this http://www.penguinradio.com/search/play.php?wei=102608 a stream of radio 4 long wave.

I can cope without tea for a while now.

You have an animatronic whipping boy? Where can you purchase one of these, linkz plz.

All ask the slaves and let you know.

Kinky office you work in.

It does wear a bit thin but when you're a fetish baron, you do need to keep up appearances.

I was beginning to get really worried I'd miss You and Yours then the world at one but I just found this http://www.penguinradio.com/search/play.php?wei=102608 a stream of radio 4 long wave.

I can cope without tea for a while now.

what if the day today did an extended piece on the virtues of tea, lenghty tasting tips and usefull facts about its nutritional value.. that could be your un-doing. what Peter and Katie on the rocks we could find posed on the window ledge, tea bag clenched in your sweaty fist, tears rolling down your cheeks and a creased picture of Dane Bowers in your pocket.. all very sad

Stiff upper lip chap. It's a risk I'll just have to take. Dane has got my back, I'm sure of that.