The funniest word in the English language...

...must be 'queef.'

(I've had some spare time on my hands today.)

Been watching South Park recently?

Been watching South Park recently?

I have not. It was brought to mt attention by a colleage. I've spent some of today trying to find funnier and don't think I can.

It can also be spelled *quife. *

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Shuttlecock is funnier

Wibble

About 4:30 in

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

They are fine words and always make me smirk but they lack the onomatopoeic joy of queef.

I like 'flange' and gusset and 'phlegm' is a good freakout.

They are fine words and always make me smirk but they lack the onomatopoeic joy of queef.

I think you just found a new funnier word.....

yeah, but, does anyone ever really say queef? it's just a novelty word, the literary equivalent of a beer hat. there are many better examples i reckon (although i'm fucked if i can think of one this minute).

I like 'flange'

Don't we all?

"Sphincter" is also good.

I can't resist the simplicity of Seaman. If you're as childish as me, you just chuckled to yourself.

Dr. Evil: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"

yeah, but, does anyone ever really say queef? it's just a novelty word, the literary equivalent of a beer hat. there are many better examples i reckon (although i'm fucked if i can think of one this minute).

what about something being "graunchy"? for example when you know a b/b is just about dead but youre gonna run it til it siezes up then throw it away

what about something being "graunchy"? for example when you know a b/b is just about dead but youre gonna run it til it siezes up then throw it away

Did you just make that up?

i always say it, spose old dried out headsets can be a bit graunchy too, know what i mean?

Gusset

that's usually reliable

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

the best

that is a hilarious clip, nice one.

"Murtle"

Those blackadder sketches have reminded me of this for some reason:

YouTube - A Bit of Fry and Laurie - SAS - Library

Not a funny word as such, but a great name for any character. I don't know how they got away with it!

Lube
Moist
Spunk
Flaps
One for the whole family: Conundrum

there was a woman once I met called 'virginia kuenter' south african poor cow.......

I know a Tiffany Bottomly. Her parents clearly weren't thinking.