Empty coke bottle twat

so i was cycling to tesco about an hour ago and some clown threw an empty coke bottle at me from behind a wall/front porch! it was a pretty empty street and when i got off my bike and turned around to confront said offender, they had fled the scene.

i was pissed off because it bounced off my front wheel/fork, meaning the bit with the lid could have gotten caught in my spokes = road rash.

what a cheeky cunt!

anybody had a similar experience? forgive me if there is a thread about this type of incident!

so i was cycling to tesco about an hour ago and some clown threw an empty coke bottle at me from behind a wall/front porch! it was a pretty empty street and when i got off my bike and turned around to confront said offender, they had fled the scene.

i was pissed off because it bounced off my front wheel/fork, meaning the bit with the lid could have gotten caught in my spokes = road rash.

what a cheeky cunt!

anybody had a similar experience? forgive me if there is a thread about this type of incident!

Someone threw a wool glove at me once, oh how my blood boiled.

No, but once I drank some coke from a bottle.

I remember once I did a cokey piss behind a wall/front porch.

To pre-empt dale's response, please read the following thread: http://www.londonfgss.com/thread17301-2.html#post621161

I got hit on the head when half a brick was thrown at me*. If you aren't prepared to stop and take lives, keep riding and HTFU.

*Caledonian Rd.
I was on my Vespa, so wearing a crash helmet, thank god. The brick bounced onto my thigh and left a bruise that lasted 3 weeks

thinking back its actually really funny that someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me. even if it did cause me to eat shit.

bluequinn- a brick.. i guess im lucky

so i was cycling to tesco about an hour ago

What area was this?

i was riding down london fields towards tour de ville about 2 weeks ago, and as i cycle up the path some little kids throw a stick at a cyclist riding the opposite direction. he looks around and cycles on. i slowed down until i was at their pace and they looked at me so i said "why did you do that" immediately the little kid who threw it blamed his mate walking next to him. i could tell they were obviously afraid of me (i have that effect on people even when i'm not being aggressive. little old ladies cross the street when they see me coming) so i said " If you throw a stick at me ill come back and fucking bang you up! understand" then rode off staring at them. hopefully that teaches them not to be little arse holes to cyclists in the future

What area was this?

Most of Britain plc

A rocket got launched at me on Guy Fawkes Night on the Aylesbury Estate once. I'm eminently pleased that pyrotechnics industry has not developed fine control systems on their products. A couple of nights later a friend of mine had a narrow escape from a catherine wheel. Seriously, who the fuck uses a catherine wheel as a ballistic object? Did they think it might imitate rifling?

i got shot at once. blew my arm off. grew a new one though. all better now.

then rode off staring at them

Blimey - I think this is the first time on this site a post like this didn't end "only to ride straight into a tree..."

when I was about 14, some girls from my class threw some handfuls of cut grass at me as I cycled past on my 12 geared racing bike.

ever since then I have avoided teenage girls carrying handfuls of cut grass. Seemed to work.

so i was cycling to tesco

What area was this?

Soft drinks aisle?

an hour ago, is tescos open at 7:30?

i got off my bike once and some egg thrower threw an egg (not boiled), it hit the person next to me which was great

YouTube - who throws a shoe (austin powers)

To pre-empt dale's response, please read the following thread: http://www.londonfgss.com/thread17301-2.html#post621161

ha

i originally thought this thread was going to be about something different.

Ahhhhh this thread has cheered me up no end !.... i was a right mis-hog today.

The thread title could indeed be read as:"I shoved a coke bottle up my twat."

ok who stole the punchline

so i was cycling to tesco about an hour ago and some clown threw an empty coke bottle at me from behind a wall/front porch! it was a pretty empty street and when i got off my bike and turned around to confront said offender, they had fled the scene.

i was pissed off because it bounced off my front wheel/fork, meaning the bit with the lid could have gotten caught in my spokes = road rash.

what a cheeky cunt!

anybody had a similar experience? forgive me if there is a thread about this type of incident!

In days past that would have been a glass bottle. I've had all sort of shit thrown at including a glass bottle once! People are f'ing stupid, It's the same as when cars try and purposly run you off the road. The Idea that what they are doing could potentially cause serious injury or death "for real!" just seems to slip their tiny little minds. When things like this happen is when I wish really hard that I had magical powers, and I could make them instantly shit thier pants in public or something. Yes yes that would be excellent!

I shoved a coked-up midget under my hat.