Ebay... rat

Won something on german ebay yesterday afternoon...so far no response to several contacts from me regarding payment and shipping, despite my passable deutsche.

I detect an imminent sense of humour fail.

And I'm going to Berlin next week. This is really pissing all over my schnitzengruben.

Scheisse!

But you only won the item yesterday afternoon?

yesterday?
patience, dear child, patience.

could have been away from the computer/home for a few days. wait!

yeah hold tight dude

Yeah - you are all right. Just seems so un-German.

If I wasn't so stoked about winning, I'd be a touch more phlegmatic.

Cheers!

out of curiousity, is this your first transaction on ebay? .........................i just wondered.

YouTube - yesterday

Yeah - you are all right. Just seems so un-German.

If I wasn't so stoked about winning, I'd be a touch more phlegmatic.

Cheers!

Send him a Google map of where you live and on the next bombing run they can drop it off to you.

Ouch

What did you win? Some sort of probe?

Actually the saddle does look pretty probe-like. Ample opportunity for testicular trappage.

OKOKOKokokokokok...premature rant. It's monday. I'll have half a kitkat and stfu.

Won something on german ebay yesterday afternoon...so far no response to several contacts from me regarding payment and shipping, despite my passable deutsche.

"Deutsch"

schnitzengruben.

AFAIK this word doesn't exist in German. :)

Generally, you're likely to be much better off trying to contact the seller in simple English than in German, although if the seller is from East Germany their English may not be as good as that of people from West Germany. Hope it works out!

Man, those schnitzengrubens can sure wipe you out.

I recognise that movie as Blazing Saddles and I claim my five pounds

Quality film that...

Was bismark a herring?

yesterday afternoon? no humor fail just patience fail on your part.
if you have every been to Germany you will know they are far from efficient.

This thread is so racist I give it five stars. A++++ thread.

This thread is so racist I give it five stars. A++++ thread.

Seig Hail

A log10 +

Sie haben die Geduld, der ein kleines Kind.

Ich habe auch bestellt ein Fahrrad aus Berlin. Es ist aufregend. Ich möchte heiraten, eine Ziege.

Sie haben die Geduld, der ein kleines Kind.

Completely ungrammatical. :(

wunderbar