Do you have a massage partner?

I was thinking of getting a massage partner, and although Im not homosexual or homophobic I dont reallly want some geezer rubbing my legs in case I get a hardon, imagine how embarrassing that would be. but i reckon it would be great to massage your fellow cyclist after a long ride, and have them return the favour, just because its a nice thing to do for one another, looking after eachothers legs, i mean its all about the legs innit.

pick some ugly fucker as your massage partner

if you get aroused by them I think you may have outed yourself

pick some ugly fucker as your massage partner

if you get aroused by them I think you may have outed yourself

nah, massage feels so nice and relaxing that even if an ugly bloke like worzel gummage was doing it, i'd just lie back and close my eyes and think about a lady, and before i knew it it would be too late

47x18 but I could drop an inch or two.

should he be called messenjah jah binks?

pick some ugly fucker as your massage partner

if you get aroused by them I think you may have outed yourself

I think he outed himself with his line of thought.

Sports massage is non-sexual. If you think of it any other way then it's your head that has sexualised it, and if you believe that is going to happen when a guy does it then you've basically sexualised contact with another guy.

;)

Im not homosexual or homophobic

My concern would be that you might turn out to be homocidal.

Not a happy ending.

Actually, i am very Homophobic.

Fucking can't stand the geezer.