Hot shit for sale

at http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch

yesss! finally! the t-shirts of your (not so) wildest dreams!

why not tell the world! share your message! change your ways!

YESSSS! here are the fucking facts:

• Looks fucking cool!
  
• Go tell the fucking world!
  
• 100% god damn cotton!
  
• Fucking sweeeet!
  
  

REPENT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

thanks. as you were. :D

Lord have mercy!

i was thinking tynan had upgraded his anti bike theft devise
now using hot shit !

Tynan has always been using hot shit.

Nothing but the best for his valued customers.

ha! hope this doesn't count as shameful promotions or whatever. does the irony come across ok? guys? huh?

Ex-T Shirt Wearer

Just watched the video ... interesting concept.

i NEED an ex-masturbator t-shirt

You have to stop first!

Ha!

:)

blog linked from that site: http://www.dasouth.com/features/drty/450-masterbation

Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame. I don't have to share with you the thousands of emails of the admittance of this shame because you know all too well since you have experienced it yourself. Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself...Because God never created sex so that you could gratify yourself. The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU.

wtf? I mean, srsly??

And if that's not already agonizing, it's a never ending cycle that you habitually become dependant upon, like a drug. And like any other drug, you can never achieve the high you're looking for...Because MASTERbation will MASTER you! You enter into a contractual agreement with it and it will govern your life sexually. It will rule and control your life...it taps you on the shoulder 3 o'clock in the morning even when you don't want it. You want to stop but you can't. You cry, you repent and say you won't do it any more but you find yourself molesting yourself again...When will it ever end? I'm here to tell you that cold showers don't work and saying you won't do it anymore won't either. Because masturbation has become your MASTER.

wow. I see what he did there. Great wordplay.

All married couples are presented with a set of these when they sign the register, no?

ha! hope this doesn't count as shameful promotions or whatever. does the irony come across ok? guys? huh?

nope. not one bit!

I am now one thread away from joining the other forum and that thread is a - Jade Goody advertising Swagger Bikes and Hot Shit T-shirt in Fixer polo with brooms- thread

they should have
Ex-tra
Ex-pensive and
Ex-cunt off

musical interlude please.
YouTube - Tweet feat. Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My)

Haha, "masturbation has become you MASTER". Fantastic.

Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame

you're clearly doing it wrong then

Come to your senses.

Im almost disappointed there is no 'ex-sodomite' t-shirt...

It's unisex.

ex - christian
try and sell them that idea

jesus wept.

Ex-tenuating Circumstances

dmc - you found the winner!

Ex-homosexual
(God turned me straight)