We're just so now...

As if Duffy the vampish music killer wasn't enough. The ex bought the Torygraph today and flicking through the magazine I found that were we to purchase items from Acne Studios we could buy the following:

It seems that "Some of the more interesting new designs in urban cycling are, perhaps not surprisingly, emerging from non-traditional sources. One of the latest to catch our eye is the product of a collaboration between Jonny Johansson, creative director behind Swedish denim/design firm Acne, and Italian bike manufacturers Bianchi. It’s a head-turning exercise in classic Italian styling with a fashionable twist. The female frame, based on Bianchi’s Pista model, is shaped like a traditional men’s bike only smaller, complemented by a soft suede seat and available in chrome, green (our choice), yellow, orange, and pink." All for the bargain price of £2,500. Having never used the phrase before - should I puke on my cock....

That makes me want to straight up shit in my mouth, for real.

I think that has been in the works for a very long time. It's a standard bianchi pista painted yellow, with a new saddle.

Fuck me running.

Stock pista pretty much? painted yellow. Somebodys laughing all the way to the bank.

You sure its not the ex HBOS exec.

"hey guys huddle in" [whispers] "you thought my last idea was gonna fuck people over and make us rich, wait till you hear about this"

acne shit themselfs because another sweedish clothing brand were preducing a bike, and they needed to do it first but have no clue

NO IT'S NOT - DON'T YOU SEE YOU FOOLS!!!! IT'S A SMALLER BIKE, PAINTED FASHIONABLE COLOURS AND HAS A SUEDE SEAT - IT ALSO DRAWS INSPIRATION FROM NON-TRADITIONAL SOURCES. It's fucking excellent and no-one on here will see the genius of it. Where's my bank card to spend £2,500 on a £500 bike and the hope that I too can own it in green...

gash (and a repost). I can't rememeber when it came up though. Ed will know! ;)

Anyone see the manga in Monocle this month?

gash (and a repost). I can't rememeber when it came up though. Ed will know! ;)

two thousand and five hundreds fucking pounds! who pay Armourtex the rest of the £1900 to get that paintjob, then £50 for the saddle and a few bobs left over for the handlebar and grip???

It's a nice bike, tasty finish, the price makes me want to turn my entire body inside out :(

Looking cool costs money. The more money you spend the cooler you are. This is like £2500 worth of cool ie ice cold!

i've done freelance work at acne's pr agency and ridden that bike around the office. i thought it was a nice bike, but the parts were pretty average. meh, whatever. i wouldn't pay £2500 but if someone gave it to me, i'd gladly ride it.

both the acne bikes are nice colours, but as other people have said you can get a nice colour for a lot cheaper...