Services offered by forumengers

I checked, and there isn't a place where forumengers are grouped together in one place, offering their specific, marketable expertise.
I think it could be useful, if we could call each other for services, instead of having to head to the Yellow Pages.

Bike related
Skully - leather worker (saddles especially)
Scott not Scot - expert bag maker
chickin - cycling instructor; teaches national standards cyclist training levels 1, 2 and 3
ShannonBall - cycling instructor; teaches national standards cyclist training levels 1, 2 and 3 (London)
RPM - cycling coach (athlete training), also wheelbuilding, bike repairs, etc
36x18 - Wheel-builder
varno - track wheel sales
j.m.f - cycle sport coaching/ cycle training
Clockwise - cycling instructor; national standards levels 1, 2 and 3. Can do 1-2-1 2hr sessions (funded by work for people who live/work in Brent, Croydon or Haringey)

Photography
photoben - Press, PR and Event photography
Guerilla Photo - Brighton based, project based and studio
Edscoble - Social photography (some studio work, also DIY)
fred - studio and project photography
CrazyJames - various applications
LaLiLuLeLo - Events, Studio & Creative Photographer
Selimski - Social and Environmental photographer
EEI - Photography assistance for photoshoots. Natural light portraits.
Chema Mora - Studio, comercial, arquitectural and interiors photography and retouching services
chris_tim - Cycling/race reportage, commercial and Factory/industrial environments

General
DFP - gardener, stage rigging, bike assembly, product design
Stix - horticulturist/gardener
i am russel - lawn mower repair
edmundro - tree surgeon
cernan - (Leeds) plastering
STE5 - Construction/Building Surveyor
musikism - plasterer
JamesSW - kitchen and catering labour
crimsonape - Decorating/refurbs (no load-bearing walls), minor plumbing - bathrooms/kitchens
J4ck1987 - Roofing, building, painting, tiling, and ManWithAVan,
Rustychops - Roofing, building, painting, tiling
CharlieFuckingA - Courier and also building labourer
LunarKing - Courier, with own large capacity cargo bike. Also does visual rope installations (artistic)

Science based (including math)
Tommy(The Brick) - mathematician
damo - molecular biologist
eyebrows - bio-chemist
cernan - molecular biologist/virologist
Nahguavkire - Thermographer (Infrared Imaging) and Renewable Energies (Geothermal/ Solar/ Wind/ HRV)

Technology
ehren fried chicken - computer programmer (various languages)
Velocio - web design and admin
Smithchild - electrician (telephone advice)
Dammit - telecoms and telephony
willski - enterprise-wide solution architecture
steff - Syadmin/IT - Linux/BSD, a little Solaris, Macs, and Windows if required
diable - IT analyst; formerly an electrician
woffle - web design and development / plsql development and oracle, mysql etc database admin
Clockwork_killa - (Adobe) Flash / general interactive design and development
wintermute - programming (language and web)
shoarthing - MAC hardware, OSX, networking issues
Sharkstar - Lighting Control Software
rogan - web development, E-commerce (Magneto), Wordpress
Butters - web development, Magneto, Wordpress
3stripe - graphic designer, Wordpress

Other - specialised
31t®um - leather goods maker, pouches for mobiles/tablets, etc [top notch stuff]
DFP - strength conditioning coach
Broker - financial management/investment
overdrive - courier
gogosama - trainers shop manager (check for manager's discounts)
pistaboy - sports injury therapist/strength & conditioning coach
stringerman - dental technician (mouthguards, veneers, crowns and bridges)
Elguapo - deep tissue massage
bogey - building surveyor (will take all sizes of jobs)
Jacqui - events organiser
ladystardust - spoken Japanese (fluent), film researcher
Xam69 - tatoo artist
jaw - linguist/translator [Dutch/Spanish/German/Afrikaans], business analyst, event planner
KingofMing - criminal lawyer [available 24hrs]
marcomarcos - Commercial insurance broker
Broux - French<->English translations (via email or PM)
talboy - any and all accountancy work, for small or large clients
serk - civil engineer
mutts - gamekeeper (former)
dracula - travel consultant (STA Travel)
Vikeonabike - police related matters and advice
roryeaglestone - dispensing optician (Manchester)
downlo - qualified electrician
GA2G - security (design and application)
CHUG IT - physical conditioning coach
antlers - Transcribing and proofreading
punkture - Valuation Surveyor
Husy - fluent in different middle eastern languages
IndraRipper - T-shirt printing
Shoosh - Qualified Career Guidance, CVs, covering letters, plus more
Sweaty - Logistics transportation; several vans available.
ObiWomKenobi - London Fire Brigade Advice

Art & Technical Art
matt (baddesigner) - artist, designer
Superprecise - draughtsperson/draftsperson [blueprints and plans]
PinkGottiMobbs - architect
Tomasito - literary agent
robin - screen printing, illustration, p.a hire (sound system), sound technician
spagettihoops - architectural model maker
jodie harsh - Typographic Graphic Designer, Creative/Brand consultation
asm - art gallery technician, lighting assistant
Todd - graphics and fashion design
Donut! - cameraman, editor, illustrator
joshscott187 - architect, furniture design, digital fabrications (CNC milling, rapid prototyping, lazercutting)
VanUden -writer (advertising, editorial, content); brand consultant
Stein - stenciling
ShannonBall - Sub-editor and production editor, actor, voice-over artist
magpie00 - Gemmologist (gemstone, diamonds and fine jewellery)
otto - picture framing
torches - typography, graphic design, and ....guitar
tcman - graphic design
woffle - gallery commissioned art
Mini..Cooper - Handmade exclusive jewellry
Mongrel (his missus actually) - professional editorial design
LaLiLuLeLo - CG (3D) Artist / Animator & Web Design & Developer
HANSON - Motion Designer (After Effects/Cinema 4D/Photoshop/Illustrator/Mind/Eyes/Pencils/Hands/*Heart)
ade - 3D designer [events, exhibitions, furniture, interiors]
!Nhattattack! - Trained art tutor (based in America)
CheBeef - architecture student, draft, design, planning applications, 3D modelling architectural services. Specialist fabric formwork concrete construction. Garden design.
yourebarred - AV technician (sound, stage, lighting, cameraman)
blackspring - Film/video editor (Premiere/Final Cut). Chinese/English translation & subtitling.
brokebroadbeat - proofreader (London zone 1, 2, 3 picj and drop)
On1 - (residential) architect

Music
Bad Matt - drummer
asm - composer, sound technician
BlueQuinn - musician, composer
oliver55000 - jazz flute player
ShannonBall - Harmonica player and instructor
torches - guitar
tcman - piano lessons
Stinging Broom - rapper / entertainer
red-biff - drummer
marcomarcos - salsa DJ
nenugnewa - Mixing engineer / Producer
gios78 - Ableton Live music tutor / Mix / Produce / Master (in Berlin)

So, who's a plumber, electrician, psychoanalyst, gardener/horticulturist, etc..?

If I haven't added you, its because I'm not sure about what you wrote. Just PM me, to clarify, or I'll normally add you directly from this thread.

Yes Greasy_Slag, this is a sort of Fixed Gear Yellow Pages; where we can hit up each other for services that would normally take our cash elsewhere.

Midget polishing
Beer drinking
Fisting
Psycho-ologist
Fisting

Can I be a rent boy at 34?

No.

Can I be a rent boy at 34?

Hippy knows that you'll be ripe at 35.

So... belgian beer drinking hungover fister?

i can do bike design

I will be general dogsbody/grafter in exchange for shelter & good times in london town or cold hard cash - either is good.

Im alright at putting bikes together (inc wheelbuilding) + Gardening (lots of organic kitchen garden knowledge ingrained in my brain) + rigging stuff for music/stage/film production. And my erm 'real skill' of product design & consulting which im guessing no one will need!

GA2G you forgot to add list making to your skills ;)

Althought still in university I do studio photography as well, I'm handy at DIY as well.

CrazyJames also a photographer too.

if this includes all media types, this will be a long list

Guerilla Photo photographer in based in Brighton.

if anyone needs any molecular biology, i'm your man.

Can you splice genes? I'd fucking love a set of gills.

I'm pretty ok at cancer research or creation of pharmaceuticals.
hit me up for EPO!

I'm a Computer Science student and can program for money: JavaScript, Java, Python, SQL, HTML, CSS. My spoke length calculator.

i've made many mutant animals. genetic engineering, peace of piss.

What about p3n1s enlargement? Can you do that?

kneecappings and lead shoe excursions in the river Thames area.

Fluffer. Hit me up.

I am an electrician, although my geographic location means that i'm only really good for telephone conversations where someone's taken a light fitting down and there are more wires than expected.

If any one needs a strategy for their enterprise-wide solution architecture, just PM me.

Coulibiac aux girolles, sauce hollandaise is my thing.

P.s. didn't Roxy do a jobs thread before?

general drinking buddy

I can deliver your package.
crawls back under rock