Learning to ref

Ok

Ray has asked me to become a referee. Possibly because I am a proficient wanker, so if someone tells me so I won't be too bothered. It may just be because I am a shouty cunt who does not mind upsetting people.

Anyway, I understand there is a competition this Sunday for which I will be needed. I need you guys to teach me the rules that I need to enforce.

I am meant to be fencing training tonight, Wednesday and Thursday, but can miss an evening if needs be.

Otherwise are there games on Friday and or Saturday where I can practice shouting at you lot?

Ray is being a slack shit at responding to his PM's - I gather he has to do some work or something.

So where and when is polo on this week, and who can take me through the basics?

I appreciate I could use the fucking search, but meh.

watch andy sprocket. he da man, man. :D

games tonight and saturday during the day.

there are games at mitch tonight, wednesday south (peckham or newington), thursday at mitch, saturday at downham.

what time at Mitch tonight and Downham Saturday?

and where the hell are Mitch and Downham?

ha nice one james...

yeah theyre the nights of the week this week... my advice is to come by i'll print out a set of rules we're gonna use for the ehbpc.... these are no way final. mikes got to add another 4 pages yet ;)

new to polo thread check it! it has all court locations

james, NS vs Sharting Butts at Mitch 2.30pm Saturday, come ref.

I think I should try to come a couple of times, so Saturday is looking like a good one.

Tonight is probably best for me, though what time? (should probably check the thread Ray mentioned)

tonight, 7, here http://www.londonfgss.com/thread12763.html

Google maps is blocked by my work spam filter as referring to porn!

What is the postcode for Mitchison court and what time are you playing?

People will be arriving 6 - 6:30

Know idea about post code! N1 something.

James, I'll be on hand to give you some pointers on Saturday, will be a good game to ref.

Come along tonight to get pissed and catch some throw ins.

Mitchison Road is at the top end of Essex Rd, about 4 roads before you hit Balls Pond Road if you are heading up from Angel.

3 roads before balls pond.

My bad

sweet, will be there around 8pm (ish)

who has the rules - or where are they on the polo thread

must say the polo pages are possibly the best part of the forum these days - have rarely checked them out previously. it seems like its a bunch of people who for the most part know each other and want to help each other - bit like how the forum used to be

but then along come the noobs like me to fuck it all up

(friendly advice - don't let james drink too much)

My bad

thats strike 3 you lanky cunt. now youre banned.

thats strike 3 you lanky cunt. now youre banned.

Is that backchat I hear ???

I'll have less of that ....... tap out short-arse

sweet, will be there around 8pm (ish)

who has the rules - or where are they on the polo thread

must say the polo pages are possibly the best part of the forum these days - have rarely checked them out previously. it seems like its a bunch of people who for the most part know each other and want to help each other - bit like how the forum used to be

but then along come the noobs like me to fuck it all up

It's one big wanky love-in over here in polo land

remember though - no polo = no chat

No polo. No talk.

FFS Lockett. get it right.

sorry, I'm a bit pissed from my birthday lunch

That's a terrible excuse.

considering I hardly drink I reckon it's quite a good un

But we all drink excessively and can still remember what the quote should be.

But I'm a year older now and my memories not what it was