My tyre's flat

my front tyres flat , so what you advise me to do
get new inner tube
get puncture kit
take shop and pay riddiculous price ?

cheers .

Get new inner tube and puncture kit (just a cheap one)

Replace tube with new one, refit tyre. Repair punctured tube & save for next time.

throw the bike away and buy a new one

Like DFP said but also run your hand round the inside of tyre to find what caused the puncture, go slowly and gently so you don't cut your hand.

best thread ever.

Throw a mountain bike at someone's head.

Can of petrol, Zippo lighter (531 in absolutely all weather conditions)... Tip petrol over self, ignite Zippo, say a little prayer... Or use a fucking bus... I'm going out now, I'm feelin' a little punchy...

Buy arrospok

Ask paul-michel. Between you it will create a never ending thread which will probably make the internet implode.

Ask yourself, what would Hitler do?

Godwin's law for the fucking third reich win!

my front tyres flat , so what you advise me to do
get new inner tube
get puncture kit
take shop and pay riddiculous price ?

cheers .

Take it to top shop.

tyres are for pussies.

riding on the rims, yo.

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Your tyre's not flat, the inner tube is. I would get a new bike. Yours done broke itself.

You'll need to get some new spokes, yours are probably too sharp which is why you've got a flat tyre

I hear tyres off mopeds are particularly hardwearing. Maybe replace with some of them?

There was a bloke on ebay a while back selling a good one

I hear tyres off mopeds are particularly hardwearing. Maybe replace with some of them?

George is right, that's probably your best bet.

These are good.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-SUZUKI-KAWASAKI-YAMAHA-TRACK-DAY-TYRES-DUNLOP_W0QQitemZ220348622186QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item220348622186&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1689%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318#ebayphotohosting

Wheelie. You can bunny hop over thorns and sharp tongued ladies.

buy a gun and shoot yourself

Can of petrol, Zippo lighter (531 in absolutely all weather conditions)... Tip petrol over self, ignite Zippo, say a little prayer... Or use a fucking bus... I'm going out now, I'm feelin' a little punchy...

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Quoting Meatloaf.
Please see me after class.

Try stuffing the tyre with grass- used to work for me when far from civilisation and out of patches.

Thats smuggling.

Only if you cross a border.