Lance Armstrong's gaff

cuz your mum always told you that cycling would never get you anywhere...

here's lance armstrong's $12 million house, a 448 acre ranch in texas

some photos of the inside here

And I tuned in thinking you meant a faux pas.

Instead, I see a picture of a house.

Cheers.

lfgss cribs.

bloody redneck.

Didn't anybody else expect a ............Lance Armstrong accidentally admits to using...............?

cuz your mum always told you that cycling would never get you anywhere...

My mum didn't say anything of the sort. She was pleased that I was out in the fresh air (clearly not in London) getting some exercise...

its horrible, just like all the celebrity houses you see on something like 'cribs'

You can see the inside on that mash video where they go for a quick ride with lance.

And I tuned in thinking you meant a faux pas.

Instead, I see a picture of a house.

Cheers.

That would be a 'gaffe'.

So who's Lance's Gaffer?

That would be a 'gaffe'.
Plats my boy, I knew how to spell that since I was about 4 or 5. I thought it possible that the OP had been misspelt.

That would be............

As corrector-in-chief, I have noticed you grip on such indiscretions is loosening.

Tired?

As corrector-in-chief, I have noticed you grip on such indiscretions is loosening.

Tired?

Fighting a losing battle tbh. 'your'

...And since when were you corrector-in-chief?

Better than my semi!

The grammerterial wars of londonfgss shaall be wun and lost in places such as this one is.
They shall be fought by peoples such as theseses am.
We're have will never-never surrendurr!!!

Better than my semi!

Too much information. Keep your semi to yourself...

don't like the house, nice lake though.

Fighting a losing battle tbh. 'your'
My keyboard has just finished being had sex with.

cuz your mum always told you that cycling would never get you anywhere...

here's lance armstrong's $12 million house, a 448 acre ranch in texas

Yeah... If you're really good at cycling, you could go to ... Texas.

Woo. Yay. etc.

My keyboard has just finished being had sex with.

SQWERTY keyboard?

cuz your mum always told you that cycling would never get you anywhere...

Possibly need a list of financially successful cyclists then to prove your mum wrong.
So there is Lance Armstrong and then there is also Lance Armstrong.

You know, I think my mum was probably right.

My girlfriend and I read the punctuation section of the Pocket edition of the Oxford English dictionary in bed on Monday night.

You never know what your going to get with me. That what makes me so exciting.

Son, if you are good throughout your whole life, and nice and kind to others, when you die, you will go to Texas.

Possibly need a list of financially successful cyclists then to prove your mum wrong.
So there is Lance Armstrong and then there is also Lance Armstrong.

You know, I think my mum was probably right.

He wasn't talking about his mum. He was talking about our mums.

Son, if you are good throughout your whole life, and nice and kind to others, when you die, you will go to Texas.

I was waiting for your response!

:)