14 & co.bikes/shop

Ok you guys,here's a heads up on a new shop in the brick lane area that plans on taking over this fix scene,but the owners of this so called shop/bike brand are business men with no experiance in,or no desire to ride their own product,being bikes.their goal is to sell 14 bikes a week,have 14 shops all over britain,and they plan on getting into every newspaper/magazine that will be doing articles on the fix bike scene.basicaly they are seeking fame and fortune off of the backs of genuine cyclists.also they are currently going around making false promises to genuine cyclist,as for me they did the dirty,but i could care less,its my pals that were really let down by there broken promises.i have had the opportunity to see there so called bikes first hand and well let me go into one,firstly:paint to these over priced machines are not powder coated but rattle canned,so you can see chips in various places mainly on the drop outs.there frames are refurbished road bikes,and the guy thats putting them together is clueless,bottom bracket,and headsets were all fitted wrong,and the tension on the chains well it was comical to say the least.i know that this will cause a bit of controversy but thats ononelangster for you.this is a personal welcome from me to you,14 & co bikes,welcome to the world of fix.also to all of my forum fans please stay tuned this week,as i to will be launching my official bike brand on the forum.it promises to be a very exciting year for the london cycling scene.

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i don't care if they take over the 'fix scene' they are welcome to it.

who's running it at the moment?

One picture of a banana and we're meant to believe this crock of shit? Not even a single relevant google hit for 14 and Co, Fourteen and Co bikes, 14 & co bikes, fourteen and co fixed, etc. So much for their omnipresent media campaign. And the point is...?

Triads last I heard. it got ugly and flared up between them and the hipsters. The hipsters realised hadn't developed any muscles that would be used in a fight and slopped off to a retro-clothes-shop-come-late-night-bar to lament their loss with polish lager.

How much for the banana ? Is it Raleigh? 14p ?

i don't care if they take over the 'fix scene' they are welcome to it. who's running it at the moment?

Buddha, oh, unless tynan has hidden his biscuits again.

hipsahs go home now - this is chinatown my friends…

where's the shop?

also they ain't taking over until they have a website

this is a personal welcome from me to you,14 & co bikes,welcome to the world of fix.also to all of my forum fans please stay tuned this week,as i to will be launching my official bike brand on the forum.it promises to be a very exciting year for the london cycling scene.

i don't care if they take over the 'fix scene' they are welcome to it.

who's running it at the moment?

Me and my mum, we operate from fixie HQ in central London, directing the whole 'scene'.

This year we will be concentrating on Hi-Pro track frames and stem rugs (this years top tube pad).

Ok you guys,here's a heads up on a new shop in the brick lane area that plans on taking over this fix scene,but the owners of this so called shop/bike brand are business men with no experiance in,or no desire to ride their own product,being bikes.their goal is to sell 14 bikes a week,have 14 shops all over britain,and they plan on getting into every newspaper/magazine that will be doing articles on the fix bike scene.basicaly they are seeking fame and fortune off of the backs of genuine cyclists.also they are currently going around making false promises to genuine cyclist,as for me they did the dirty,but i could care less,its my pals that were really let down by there broken promises.i have had the opportunity to see there so called bikes first hand and well let me go into one,firstly:paint to these over priced machines are not powder coated but rattle canned,so you can see chips in various places mainly on the drop outs.there frames are refurbished road bikes,and the guy thats putting them together is clueless,bottom bracket,and headsets were all fitted wrong,and the tension on the chains well it was comical to say the least.i know that this will cause a bit of controversy but thats ononelangster for you.this is a personal welcome from me to you,14 & co bikes,welcome to the world of fix.also to all of my forum fans please stay tuned this week,as i to will be launching my official bike brand on the forum.it promises to be a very exciting year for the london cycling scene.

Calling Platini, thread to Platini over.

Forget bikes...there's a high demand for Paragraphs.

Google "14 & co" and the first hit is.. http://www.britishcondoms.co.uk/ Ha!

Bollocks.

Absolute.

Your official bike brand? Intriguing. Are you planning to get into any newspapers or magazines that are doing articles on the fix bike scene yourself? Or are you just planning to use the forum to launch your product?

Google "14 & co" and the first hit is.. http://www.britishcondoms.co.uk/ Ha!

Skinny fit for hipsters.

hipsahs go home now - this is chinatown my friends…

Aren't they Yakuza rather than triads?

The difference? Yakuza only ride NJS.

Fair play, cutting off your little finger to save a little bit of weight. No point having fingers if you're riding brakeless I suppose.

Mr Langster, what's your official bike brand going to be called?

Mr Langster, what's your official bike brand going to be called?
Lucky 14?

I think his Branch in Ireland is going to be called

O'limpic & Son

Tweed Bike Co.

also to all of my forum fans please stay tuned this week,

They'll both be on tenterhooks I'm sure.

Me and my mum, we operate from fixie HQ in central London, directing the whole 'scene'.

This year we will be concentrating on Hi-Pro track frames and stem rugs (this years top tube pad).

Is your mum called Theresa?

Some username anagrams perhaps

Tonnages Loner
Regnant Loosen
General No Snot
Gales Neon Torn

The OP is truly shocking. It's a grown man we're talking about.

Don't really care about a Brick Lane bike shop, though.