A lesson for the hipster trixters from our bmx friends

Been wearing your sisters awesome lycra mix denims again while doing radical fixie tricks?

Think again...

http://digbmx.com/blog/james_cox/nasty-tight-jeans-injury

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Not a pleasant sight.

i feel sick. thanks.

seriously shorts all the way, 3.4 in winter...

Grim!

No man should ever see that!

thats not from wearing tight jeans its actually from a climbing harness.

thats not from wearing tight jeans its actually from a climbing harness.

know something we dont?

is it a ploy by digbmx to cleanse the scene of girly pants sprogs?

thats not from wearing tight jeans its actually from a climbing harness.

Yeah, was going to say that.

Holy shit, that was horrible.

"The pressure exerted on his genitals by the elasticated denim, combined with the high impact landing had caused his..."

Jesus.

that is the most horrible thing i've ever seen. ever.

and its also in the wrong context, I cant for the life of me find where the article is , but its not from jeans it is from a climbing harness being worn wrong.

Think about it, that injury would never happen from tight jeans in that scenario. That is from someone losing grip, falling and being caught by an incorrectly installed harness.

Think 1 strip of nylon resting under your sack suddenly bringing you to a halt after a fall, your whole body weight being applied to it plus the momentum of the fall. That is what burst the poor fellow's ball bag.

Either that or landing very fucking hard on a metal pole. I know someone who did something similar while slipping getting out of the bath.

Tight jeans wouldn't help, mind you.

Really I just wanted you all to heave in the same way as I did when I saw it.

I guess it does seem unplausible now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Padded bib shorts FTW

I think you need a bigger/better warning; that is just wrong.

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what a load of balls

For fucks sake that was so fucking sickening!!!!! Please don't make me look at that!

a new twist on that tale

http://digbmx.com/blog/gordon_reilly/aliens-in-glasgow

Hahaha nick I love it! The original disgusts me, the second weirdly enough doesnt.

My god.

pukes on 1/8th scale resin model of John Locke

Oh dearie

Why would you post that and why would someone take that picture in the first place? WHY, SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP WHY?

I mean seriously, I don't think I could stand in the presence of that and hold a camera straight. It's just not possible.

ugh. How do you un-see something?

i'm assuming it's NSFW?