Waifs and Strays MKII

ATTENTION, Jesus was actually born on 14th May 06 BC.

That means you can fuck off all of your Christmas plans, ditch you families, leave your loved ones and come for a ride. Last year the streets were deserted.

I've got no idea of route, no idea of numbers and know nothing about if we'll even be able to find a pub for a mid ride pint.
Sign up to the list fof a magical mystery ride, taking in the sights and sounds of no bells, no mistletoe, no glitter, definitely no fucking tinsel AND no peace among men.

Fuck it have a suggested route.

Meeting at Oxford Circus at 9:00am
Finishing at Kens House (Towerbridge).

The ride is nice and shourt as I fully expect we'll get diverted at somepoint just due to curiosity of how quiet it is and I will be actively encouraging people to bastardise this route on the day but think we need a vague semblance of a plan until then.
Suggestions are welcomebut will be ignored
/paradox

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Object, yesterday:

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism[/ame]

Jesus was actually born

Wrong.

Wrong.
Said rather tongue in cheek.
I do not believe in Jesus either, meerly providing a reason for people to ignore Christmas and come riding.

jewish ally cat?

might make this dependent on other things, family, bikes, etc.

You said that last year you waster.

i am a waster, and what cunt

Happy Christmas Emily!!!

Gotti, you're getting dangerously close to being on my list.

Your Christmas prezy list? Thats nice.

According to this movie there is no evidence from any scholar around the "time of Jeebus" that ever mentions a guy called Jeebus. Jeebus Fail.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism

Amen to that.

So you don't want the Rapha Silk scarf I bought you for Christmas then Em?

ducks

I would love to take part in this but sadly due to my parents wanting to see me (and me wanting to eat amazing food without having to pay) I'll be in the countryside :(

Instead of a pub though, I'd recommend going to a Chinese or Indian restaurant as most of those will still be open..

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1. Crispin Glover
   

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1. Oops just remembered I'll be getting stuffed and pissed with the family in the wild West Midlands
   

object's xmas wish list

turkey
silk scarf
white bicycle

object's xmas wish list

turkey
silk scarf
white bicycle
Dancing Jame's Christmas wishlist; A self help book entitled "How to admit to myself that I'm gay and be happy with it"

object i can think of nothing nicer than coming for a xmas ride with you ;)
and my house is empty for that period so drinks could be at mine cos jesus knows that I will have stock...

im in. can I be a waif please, it sounds cooler

If Fred's a waif I'll be a stray. I'lll try and bring the Slag. Will put mistletoe on the silver Moser.

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1. BlueQuinn
   
   

I'm not planning to be at any relatives, but I am planning to be hungover, so it might be a bloody slow ride ;-)

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1. BlueQuinn
   
2. 50/14
   
3. Greasy slag(?)