I need a house

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  • I need a house, fast. Looking Dalston, Shoreditch, Hackney but will consider any thing right now. Can move in now, and pay up to 110 a week (but less is better). I don't get along with dogs, cats are fine.

  • sorry, you're not allowed to live around here...

  • For 110 a week you can stay in my washing machine.

  • make sure it's a boil wash hippy.

  • These lot have a spare room, you'll fit right in....

  • Mrs left you?

  • Likes dogs, missus has left him... Hmmm...

  • Seeing as you're into Christmas n'all:

  • Stoke Newington/Walthamstow? Move in this weekend, £91 a week?

  • For 110 a week you can stay in my washing machine.

    LMAO..... after a hellish day, that made me laugh!

  • Then, m'dear, my work on this planet for this day is done.

    I bid you all.. good night.

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  • Chris, I've got nothing but love for you man, but reading your threads makes me think of this:

  • stratford 90 quid a week ! move in tonight !

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I need a house

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