Nuclear war...

. . . between Pakistan and India.

The odds just narrowed !

If in the next few weeks India start to amass troops on the boarder and Pakistan reciprocate - I am buying an air raid shelter*

*Homebase shed painted with Hammerite.

i'm down for some fall out

hope its televised

**and on terrestrial

I'm gonna fuck them both up first if they try anything.

"THE Foreign Office said it has ''no evidence'' that any of the terrorists involved in the Mumbai terror attacks were British."

Why did all the papers report the complete opposite then?

hope its televised

Unfortunately not, the electromagnetic pulse from a detonation would cause voltage/current surges for miles around, frying any cameras.

Why did all the papers report the complete opposite then?

Bad journalism.

I'll stick to reading my 'news' on the forum then. .

I'll stick to reading my 'news' on the forum then. .

Bad forumalism.

No way.. not from you lot.. it can't be?!

:o

Why did all the papers report the complete opposite then?

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha the last time the papers told the truth was 1947. The press are a lying bunch of cunts.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha the last time the papers told the truth was 1947. The press are a lying bunch of cunts.

Robert Fisk, Duncan Campbell and John Pilger are neither liars or cunts.

I fucking knew this would happen.

Well spotted!

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha the last time the papers told the truth was 1947. The press are a lying bunch of cunts.

It used to be that you shouldn't 'believe half of what you see, none of what you hear'. Now, with Photoshop ...

The doughnut has landed.

Well spotted!

All together now ...

YouTube - The Dubliners - Protect And Survive

Well the government's made a document
To help prevent embarrassment
In the event of an accident
Catching us with our trousers down.
It's no use to you when you're dead,
Nor even when alive,
And the name of this piece of paper is:
"Protect and survive".

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive.

Well a nuclear strike can be recognised.
It would stand out in a crowd.
There's a flash, then a bang, then a blast of heat,
Then a bloody great mushroom cloud.
So if you happen to see one at the end of your street,
Would you please pick up the telephone
And inform your local police.

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive.

Put sticky tape on your windows,
Block your ears and close your eyes.
Though it won't make a blind bit of difference,
You won't have to watch yourself fry.
If you find yourself in the target zone
And you haven't got a shelter,
Take a spade into the garden
And dig like merry hell, sir.

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive.

They've got strategic ICBMs,
Both theatre and tactical,
With independently targeted
Multiple re-entry vehicles,
Backfire bombers, Polaris subs, cruise missiles,
And the boys who hang around the Pentagon
Can't wait to use these toys.

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive.

When Armageddon gets underway
And the rockets come pouring down,
All the bloody politicians who started it
Will scuttle off underground,
And when they finally re-emerge
With no life to be found,
They can administrate the rubble
And they can order each other a round.

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive.

Now, they give us a four-minute warning
When the rockets are on their way
To give us time to panic and Christians time to pray.
So when you hear the siren's going,
Place your head between your thighs.
Whilst maintaining this posture,
You can make a final gesture,
And with a little muscular pressure
You can kiss your arse goodbye.

So when the nukes come raining down,
It's great to be alive, well,
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive,
Protect and survive,
Protect and ...

It used to be that you shouldn't 'believe half of what you see, none of what you hear'. Now, with Photoshop ...

...now with photoshop you can superimpose giant blurry sunflowers into the sky?

I fucking knew this would happen.

You're on fire tonight! :)

soooo glad I know where loads of air raid shelters are lol, I shall wait for the silent pm bidding war for locations lol

It's okay.. I've had people following you for weeks..