I am a racist bigot

Ok, not so much a race. But a 'special' group of people.

Namely, white people with dreadlocks/similar. Normally in the crusty vein, but now also in the rock n roll sense too.

fig. 1 - Axl Rose

Seeing them makes me want to liberate the bearer with a pair of scissors (in a stabbing motion of course)

I just cant stand them - look them in the eye, in fact id probably be an avid reader of the big issue if I didnt have to face those dirty locks.

Well there you go, admission of my intolerant bigotry.

Anyone else care to share their pet hates?

and i thought this was just a bike forum

dreadlocks can work on white people.. What you've got there are corn-rows surely?

Cyclists

and i thought this was just a bike forum

the internet has few boundaries. mostly set by peoples boredom/fanatic beliefs/appetite for porn of course.

This post may be credited mostly to the boredom factor.

does anyone remember Damien on 'Home and Away'? ha, thought not.

Welcome to the Jungle

you can get porn on the internets?

axl rose is a fucktard.

my work here is done.

people wearing NY or LA hats when they have never been to NY or LA.
i feel like asking them what it's like in NY or LA? and if they wear those hats because they like the city so much? or if they could point to where the city is located on a map?

i have a berlin keirin cafe cap that i was given but i have only worn it a couple of times. (not been there) so i'm also a hypocrite.

i have a slough pin badge. i've been to slough though.

unfortunately.

I have a campagnolo hat and I've never been there..

dreadlocks can work on white people.. What you've got there are corn-rows surely?

Id like to see a good example of either.

i know plenty of white people with good dreads.

This looks great, I think I can see nits

Britney's trailer trash husband has chav-tastic corn-rows.

that sunflower is eager considering the lack of natural light.

Oh, I thought this was a "funky haircut" thread. I'm off to plait my pubes..

yeh, coral chokers are so '96

Ernest Spoken Word Dreadly

Alt Fusion Rock Dreddy

Middle Class Teeny Bopper Rainbow Girl

Unfortunate Grunge leftover

'soulful' singer/songwriter

Nope, just cant see it. All equally abhorrent.

does anyone remember Damien on 'Home and Away'? ha, thought not.

surprisingly I do. think he went on to do a few films, minus the head funk of course.

does anyone remember Damien on 'Home and Away'? ha, thought not.

The Matrix.

I've rarely seen a worse series of images...maybe an exaggeration but still...

i remember the very first episode of home and away when the family turns up at the house, with the 'old' version of pippa and some bloke called 'stevo'.
Alf stewart is my hero.
you can stick neighbours up your arse.

oh yeah he was in the matrix! good shout. anyway, yeah, when he was in home and away he got dreadlocks and he looked ri-goddamn-diculous. it's my earliest memory of whiteyboy dreddy ting.