For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

Buy a piece of forum history! Buy this piece of shit!

On Dec 6th it will be 12 months to the day since the creation of the Cuntster.
It will be sold to the highest bidder by that day.

I'll probably split it up, since I like nothing more than answering 400 PMs about spoke length or some toss. Don't PM me about this though, post you part and bid here. :)

Frame: 52cm (depends where you fucking measure the stupid thing from) 2006 Specialized Langster (black) frame - Condition: apparently ok, although it is covered in What a Cunt stickers so it's a bit hard to tell :)

Fork: Wound-Up carbon fork. Everybody loves them. Condition: still in one piece, probably scratched since it was owned by 31trum and me and we get drunk and crash now and then.

Stem: Stock and apparently still working since I haven't ripped the bars off it yet.
Bars: Fuji Track, bit scratched up since I put the fuckers into the road the other week.
Brake: Crosstop kinda lever doovywacky cabled up to a no-name caliper
Saddle, pedals, tubes, tyres not included unless you pay me way over their worth.
Front wheel: pretty fucked Open Pro on System Ex hub
Rear wheel: CXP33 on System Ex hub, missing one spoke, still turning though
Chainset: 19T unknown cog probably fucked, totally fucked 1/2-link chain, 48T Gebhadt chainring probably pretty fucked.
BB: Newish, (installed November so should be fine) 103mm Sugino jobbie

So, enter your desired component and bid and I'll sort it out on Dec 6th (ish).

More pics of the Cuntster here

Pics of it as the Twatster here

**If the split up gets me more cash then it will be split and individual prices will come into play, if not the whole bike will be sold to the highest Complete offer.

**Oh just so you know.. I'm keeping the saddle and pedals.

she used to be so beautiful… sob…

there are still WAC stickers left if the lucky winner wants to do a 'refresh'

how much have you spent on your bike? im not interested in buying but just wondering?

£millions

she used to be so beautiful… sob…

there are still WAC stickers left if the lucky winner wants to do a 'refresh'

how about stickers for anyone else? i have many a place to put them...

many midgets died…

1st bid - £0.99

Have I won yet?

midgets? what?

You are winning so far Bobob!

midgets? what?

Ha! that was a ref to how much the bike cost - I has stickas, vinyl, waterproof and almost Hippy proof - 10 for a quid pick 'em up from westies drinks as I'm too much of a forgetful sod to post 'em

I need a new crank... how much for that if you split?

bugger. im not a london local so if you aint postin, i aint getting. not to worry, maybe next time im up and on a ride i'll see if you are about.

sorry for the hijack

fifteen squid for the rear wheel, first bid.

Frame, amach? Do i get a friendly warranty, say if there's a crack under that carbon fibre weave of WAC stickers and it snaps first wheelie?

Does it have a nice wheelieing geo?

I need a new crank... how much for that if you split?

Don't make me slap you.

Make me an offer. Highest offer wins the part.

No posting, no fucking warranties, although I'm going to continue riding it to work until it is sold so I'll let you know if I break anything or crash it again. I also don't wheelie!

You are winning so far Bobob!

He's not. Check your PMs.

Frameset (frame, post, headset, forks): £0.99, Bobob
Rear wheel: £15, whatfriends

Do a few harsh bunnyhops and double stair sets and lemme know if it's snaps..?

How much would you be looking for it?

He's not. Check your PMs.

What did I say about PMs you 'tard???
Don't make me ride up there and slap you.

Do a few harsh bunnyhops and double stair sets and lemme know if it's snaps..?
How much would you be looking for it?

Can you read?

Frameset - £1.00

heh heh heh... this is fun :P

20 quid for the frame.

Calm down mate!

1 quid for the bike.

Really I just want the fork (going on the assumption it's about to explode), but seeing as 1 pound beats the current high bidder for the bike anyway, might as well aim high!

Shit, too slow.