How not to approach fixed riders

Stumble up to them semi-drunk while they're locking up their bikes and say 'I just wanted to look at the bikes. I'm not going to steal them' outside a comedy club in Shoreditch. Follow up with 'I ride fixed, but in Cheltenham and no-one else does' to which I get the reply 'too many in London'. Stumble back to the club, finish my roll up and exit stage left, hoping that the silk scarf and Cavalli jacket meant I didn't look like a bike thief.

Wednesday Night, true story. If you're here, thanks for not hitting me with the D-Lock

"I ride fixed, but in Cheltenham and no-one else does"

er... hello!

Do you ride a White-ColgateGreen Raleigh conversion with white wrapped drops?
I ride a Peugeot conversion with risers daily at the moment (in the rain) and a white lugged bike with track drops sometimes.

Alright! No I don't ride the Raleigh, I ride a chrome Plug with risers. Haven't seen that bike or yours so I think our paths are yet to cross. Where abouts are you? I'm in Fairview and ride loops through Gloucester and Twekesbury a lot, as well as making a nuisance of myself around the one way system

I live nr St Pauls / Brewery and work in Montpellier. I ride all over though.

We'll do a loop some day!

Right now though i've got to ride to Evesham.

Hate the Evesham road, nasty traffic. If you're brave you could go through Winchcombe heh

Oh and watch out for the gypseys

Where in Montpellier? I was working in the wine/whisky shop there

i went to school in evesham.......fucking shit hole.
thats all i have to say about that.

My missus was the star photographer of the Evesham Obsever up until about a month ago, when she escaped to a Worcester paper. The remaining photographer on the Evesham Observer has been accepted as a Suicide Girl (although not done any pics). As far as I can tell, these are the only two facts I've ever heard about Evesham that have only remotely interested me.

South Warwickshire FTW

I used to live in Worcester - it's a poo hole.

Could have been worse, it's not like it was Redditch.

i went to school in evesham.......fucking shit hole.
thats all i have to say about that.

lawl.

so your that drunk guy from wednesday,i was wondering if he was on the forum