Formal apology...

someone shouted "hipster" at me today in hackney central...

if it was YOU, then i would just like to make a formal apology for ruining YOUR sport, i am sorry i didn't have my riser bars and unique hat to equate as a 'real track bike rider'

so once again, sorry.

How do you know they were shouting at you?
Did you acknowledge them?

ha

You didn't leave your "hipster cyst" on did you. that's a bit embarrassing!

The day I get called a hipster... how I want it to come... tear

Maybe they thought it was a compliment!

it was directed at me via eye contact, as a mature adult, i let him pedal off into the sun set with his "RAD" attitude

i don't have knog lights, but i guess i should considering my status.

Were you riding through Broadway Market? If so explains everything.
If not, I'm all out of ideas and you're on your own ;)

I'd avoid places like Hackney. the fact you are not wearing a tracksuit makes you a stylish hipster monkey!

nope, i should have mentioned, i got called a hipster by a fellow rider who was quipped with the "unique hat and riser bars"... it was right by hackney central station.

someone shouted "hipster" at me today in hackney central...

if it was YOU, then i would just like to make a formal apology for ruining YOUR sport, i am sorry i didn't have my riser bars and unique hat to equate as a 'real track bike rider'

so once again, sorry.

a "real track bike rider" would be unlikely to use riser bars, or wear a hat as drop bars and helmets are compulsory on the track.

he sounds more like a hipster

Hah. Like that time I was going gently down Kingsland Rd and some chap in an oddlypatched (Smeear?) cap outside JaguarShoes looked my way. "Ooh. Fixed gear. Hipster cunt."
Hmm. "Excuse me? Mister Pot? …"

what about 'track people' ?
i thought that meant people who ride at velodromes.
or does it mean something else? people who wear blue and white synthetic sportswear perhaps?

Wait seriously? What the fuck ever happened to using the race, gender, sexual preference, religion, mothers sexual activity, or physical ability as basis for insult. Goddamnit, if you're gonna be that guy, dive right in and call the guy an assdevouring whoreson faggot papist mick nazi chink or something. Hipster? Seriously? We're you listening to bebop jazz, wearing a porkpie hat, and speaking jive to your in cats?

who gives a fuck about what peeps think anyway, i dont, the person that shouted that, thought he was being cool shouting it!!! so doesnt that make him a hipster or scenester?.....whatever........labels labels labels...huh!!!!

@ jack - that is awesome dude... hahaha

You got called a hipster . . . by a hipster! He was clearly being ironic, wasn't he?

"Do you know who I am?"

What's your score Cuppa T.. maybe you are a hipstah.. :)

"Do you know who I am?"

you are that famous hipster dude aren't you?

@ jack - that is awesome dude... hahaha

Everything I do I do it for you.

"Do you know who I am?"

Obviously an assdevouring whoreson faggot papist mick nazi chink. Duh.

who gives a fuck about what peeps think anyway

almost everyone on this forum.

they all say they don't, but of course they want people to look at them as they cruise by on their fixie fixie fixie fixie, with lovingly powder coated parts and impractical handlebars.
Of course they want people to think they are cool, they want people to shout "nice bike mate" or they want old people to ask "ooh, are you a courier?" they want the world and his dog to bow down and suck their stumpy little cocks whilst they bask in the glory of adoration as the whole east end gathers in awe and prostrates itself at their feet in unconditional worship among the feaces of Brick lane's gutters.

and whilst doing the above joe public thinks you are just some cunt on a bike who should get out the way.
seems you can't win being a hipster :-(

almost everyone on this forum.

they all say they don't, but of course they want people to look at them as they cruise by on their fixie fixie fixie fixie, with lovingly powder coated parts and impractical handlebars.
Of course they want people to think they are cool, they want people to shout "nice bike mate" or they want old people to ask "ooh, are you a courier?" they want the world and his dog to bow down and suck their stumpy little cocks whilst they bask in the glory of adoration as the whole east end gathers in awe and prostrates itself at their feet in unconditional worship among the feaces of Brick lane's gutters.

I heart RPM