Lady Luck is not my Friend at the moment.

Not only have I punctured my smooth riding Schwalbe Stelvio up front, its got a fookin huge rip in it, meaning its dead. Not only have I done that but its the second fucking Stelvio.

This time it just blew up whilst I was speaking to my mam on the phone on my bed.

It really sucks. Thats another new tyre I need. No more fucking stelvios.
But then in general my luck isn't too good with bits breaking. I punctured the rear on friday and snapped the seat pin bolt last week (ripping my jeans and puncturing my inner thigh) and broke a chain the other week - twice (that was my fault, I knew it was going to happen - particularly the second time).

I think I should be not allowed to ride a bike, or build them. Or maybe I should just donate all my money to an inner tube company and then go live in a hole and be done with it.

Yeah. Ummm. Okay that was a bit of a pointless post. But it was cathartic.

I have to take the bmx to the shop first thing to get a tube to come back to fit it to ride accross London to school. Woot.

I think I know your brother..

I think I know your brother..

Harry Minor?

Harry Monk

I knew a hairy miner once, surprisingly gentle he was.

I knew a hairy mincer once, he too was surprisingly gentle.

I think I know your brother..

If you do then I need to have the milkman conversation with mi mother (or the village bicycle conversation with my father).

I knew a hairy miner once, surprisingly gentle he was.

must. resist. shaft. and. helmet. joke

arrgghhhhhhhh failed

I knew a hairy miner once, surprisingly gentle he was.

Little wonder they closed down the pits. Proper corrupting it must have been for the canaries and ponies.

I knew a hairy mincer once, he too was surprisingly gentle.

Unnecessary homophobism

Little wonder they closed down the pits. Proper corrupting it must have been for the canaries and ponies.

They were at it in the corner anyway, the dirty little sods.

Harry Monk

Are all Harry's related?

Explains a lot.

I knew a hairy miner once, surprisingly gentle he was.

Down south we call them Moles Will

I knew a hairy minor once, surprisingly gentle he was.

Woah.

Woah.

yeh, that's what I said when he showed me his Davy Lamp.

yeh, that's what I said when he showed me his Davy Lamp.

Big Daddy W - now's your chance....

Are all Harry's related?

probably, maybe not Harolds, though

yeh, that's what I said when he showed me his Davy Lump.

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did he knock his helmet on your shaft due to the poor lighting conditions?

His behavior was quite unseemly.

Unnecessary homophobism

just a silly play on words, no offence meant

None taken.

Q. What's the difference between Arthur Skargill and Michael Jackson?

A. Arthur hasn't touched a minor's helmet in years!

None taken.

im glad..how's that miner

Scargill.