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• #2
I'm with you - I fucking hate it too.
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• #3
"Children in Need? Can bloody stay in need!! Ehhh...ehhh....ehh....ehhhh!!"
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• #4
Villa-ru... I think we are in the same office. We got an email saying "please bring some cake... and also please buy some cake"
My favourite from last year was the "Lift cram" where the idea was to get a record for the most number of people in the lift and the try to better it the subsquent year. In true corporate style, HR said that from an OH&S perspective, the manufactureres maximum number of people in the lift (20 or something) would have to be observed. I've seen more people in there on a monday morning! Epic office fun fail!
Todays best email quote:
PLEASE TAKE CARE WHEN WALKING ROUND THE FLOOR TODAY AS THERE MAY BE STRAY GOLF BALLS
FFS!
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• #5
You are Stewart Dakers and ICM£5. That or just use that off button and ignore your colleagues. Bah Humbug.
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• #6
I'm an alien!
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• #7
I like the fact no one at work bothers with this crap. Or maybe they know well anough to avoid me or they'll get a mouthful.
I only give to amnesty. And Gabes when he's scrounging fags.
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• #8
Villa-ru... I think we are in the same office. We got an email saying "please bring some cake... and also please buy some cake"
My favourite from last year was the "Lift cram" where the idea was to get a record for the most number of people in the lift and the try to better it the subsquent year. In true corporate style, HR said that from an OH&S perspective, the manufactureres maximum number of people in the lift (20 or something) would have to be observed. I've seen more people in there on a monday morning! Epic office fun fail!
Todays best email quote:
PLEASE TAKE CARE WHEN WALKING ROUND THE FLOOR TODAY AS THERE MAY BE STRAY GOLF BALLS
FFS!
Fuck me, so health and safety goes out the window for a day just so everyone can behave like wacky twats? Hope someone fractures their ankle.
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• #9
I only give to amnesty.
bleedingheartliberalenger.
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• #10
I have just been advised that the "Cola comp" is about to commence. The point of the exercise being to try to guess the brand of 4 different unlabled cola samples.
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• #11
and pay 50p for the privilege.
I reckon I can drink more than 50p worth of coke on my turn. Im going to fuck the status quo.
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• #12
I'm going to fuck the status quo.
No-one fucks with the Quo.
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• #13
And people will still donate after last years cockup/fraud. Muppets.
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• #14
Didn't he quit Corrie to be their roadie in real life?
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• #15
Didn't he quit Corrie to be their roadie in real life?
Yes, that's right dear. carries on ironing
EDIT: Sacked for racial abuse of a member of the production crew.
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• #16
1/2 an hour to go till our Swap Shop.[/bated breath]
Clothing, Accessories, jewellery, CD's, Books...
I might stick in the pants i wore on my commute this morning. They're a bit damp, so that should jolly up the stall.
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• #17
No-one fucks with the Quo.
I'll set Les Battersby on you.No, Im a groupie... I fucked Pink Floyd too.
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• #18
when's the special day for adults in need?
that's what I want to know!
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• #19
what most children need is a slap and to HTFU.
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• #20
No, Im a groupie... I fucked Floyd pink too.
Was he tickled?
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• #21
Yes, that's right dear. carries on ironing
EDIT: Sacked for racial abuse of a member of the production crew.
Oh yeah so he did. Then didn't he get a rollickin from the press for insulting ethnics durin a stand up gig or am I gettin mixed up with Prince Phillip?
Les Battersby was good in Ken Loache's 'Raining Stones'
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• #22
what most children need is a slap and to HTFU.
That's a bit insensitive at the moment.
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• #23
Haha!
and pay 50p for the privilege.
I reckon I can drink more than 50p worth of coke on my turn. Im going to fuck the status quo.
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• #24
when's the day for adults with special needs?
that's what I want to know!
I think it's here http://www.londonfgss.com/thread12780.html
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• #25
Les Battersby was good in Ken Loache's 'Raining Stones'
Ken Loach.
The actor is Bruce Jones and he was also the man who discovered the body of the Yorkshire Ripper's Manchester victim.
I know it's all for a good cause etc, etc, but I can't help it - I hate the whole fucking thing.
Most of the office has turned into Colin from the Fast Show and I am constantly being pestered to buy a cake, enter a raffle, pay 50p 'cos you're not in fancy dress, pay 50p to use the lift, etc, etbloodyc.
Fuck off and leave me alone!