Amphetamine addiction! Drugs in my record!

I just received a record I bought off ebay The Zero Boys. I bought it because I wanted the a song on it called Amphetamine Addiction. So I opened it up and played it, f'in amazing record by the way. So short story long, when I tried to put the record back in the sleeve it wouldn't go in all the way? I couldn't figure it out I tried every angle, still wouldn't go in. So I stuck my hand inside the sleeve to see what was up and I found a folded up piece of foil stuck in the back corner inside the sleeve. I'm no inncocent, so I recognised it immediately. I kept thinking "It couldn't be"? Yep, it was! The guy who sent it to me had hidden his speed in the record and forgot about it! Ive heard of posters or stickers coming in your records, but free speed?

I emailed the guy, and delicately mentioned what I found. He emailed back and said he had lost it years ago and always wondered where it went. Just for the record, I tossed it down the bog. I wouldn't touch someone elses dodgy lost speed. F'in hysterical!

good story man

I won a copy of 'Hit me with your rhythm stick' on the bay, arrived yesterday in two pieces, seller refunded me. Mini adventure.

Pretty nuts finding his stash though.

i'm bidding on a 12" of "my uzi weighs a ton".

(please god, if you're there, make it happen. thanks.)

great story.

you should put it up on that internet

He's not allowed on the internet...

when I tried to put the record back in the sleeve it wouldn't go in all the way? I couldn't figure it out I tried every angle, still wouldn't go in. So I stuck my hand inside the sleeve to see what was up and I found a folded up piece of foil stuck in the back corner inside the sleeve.

Euclidean police report !

If the wrap is in the corner it would not have hampered the record going back in the sleeve as a circle does not trouble the corners of a square it's own diameter.

Unless the record was square ! Or the wrap was massive.

great story.

you should put it up on that internet

:D

I bought a book from a second hand book store once.. you'd never believe what it had stashed inside it?!?!

Yep, a thin strip of card with the word "bookmark" written along it.

I couldn't fucking believe it. Gobsmacked man, gobsmacked.

I bought a 2nd hand coat for £20 and there was £60 in the inside chest pocket.

:D

that's what i done! :D

I bought a 2nd hand coat for £20 and there was £60 in the inside chest pocket.

ha! :D i bet you had a right grin on your boat race.

I bought a book from a second hand book store once..

Just the once, eh?

Just the once, eh?

most of his three books are new, the elitist bastard.

back in the day i bought a kylie record and it was pink. i sent it back as i wanted a black one.

back in the day i bought a kylie record and it was black. i sent it back as i wanted a pink one.

fixed. and racist.

Unless the record was square ! Or the wrap was massive.

alot of older records used an inner sleeve?
¿sʇloq ʎɯ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ puɐ

i went and collected my curry last night and they gave me a free bottle of beer as i'm a loyal customer.
it went down the loo this morning.

Euclidean police report!

Damn it! Why do I always have to look up words when you're around? I'm supposed to be learned and intelligent for God's sake...

Just the once, eh?

Greed is one of the sins, my man!

I bought a 2nd hand coat for £20 and there was £60 in the inside chest pocket.

ha ha I have done exactly this, paid £10 for a coat and found £30 in a pocket. Charity shops rule.

I wonder if the ratio is always 1:3 too - spooky!

ha ha I have done exactly this, paid £10 for a coat and found £30 in a pocket. Charity shops rule.

I bought a 2nd hand coat for £20 and there was £60 in the inside chest pocket.

makes mental note

Time to go around every charity shop and look in all the coats' inside pockets.

You tossed it? Man you could've used it to win a stage on the Tour de France!

I bought a 2nd hand coat for £20 and there was £60 in the inside chest pocket.

It was mine and I want it back now!