Man who had sex with a bicycle

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

Oh my god - stop the madness now before you go too far

kill this thread, been posted a million times before.

re-post, plus horatio admitted that it was a bad idea!

i just hope he's banned from bicycle shops, bicycle racks and other bicycle-related places. won't somebody think of the innocent young victims of his perversion? this man is JUST NOT SAFE to leave unsupervised around reynolds 531. would you feel safe at night, knowing he lives in your neighbourhood and is grooming your bob jackson?

Would give a whole new meaning to the "531 is Awesome" t-shirt :)

Last Updated: 1:48AM GMT 31 Oct 2007

FFS

Obviously a stupid man. He should have fornicated with a sheep, where its legal in Holland.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2

Some of the perverts on this forum, and indeed on this thread, have already admitted to showering with their bike. Just as bad IMO

Obviously a stupid man. He should have fornicated with a sheep, where its legal in Holland.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2

OMG
Just sent that to all my Dutch colleagues! Explains a lot!

Some of the perverts on this forum, and indeed on this thread, have already admitted to showering with their bike. Just as bad IMO

IMHO that is a genuine case of bike abuse. what about the rust??

i blame the internet.

Obviously a stupid man. He should have fornicated with a sheep, where its legal in Holland.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2

and in lancashire, though not sure if it is legal or compulsary there.

IMHO that is a genuine case of bike abuse. what about the rust??

i blame the internet.

Speak to Dale about it, he seems quite into it!

why am i not surprised?

old news.

cheaper than framesaver though.

I'm going to buy this frame and have sex with it
[http://www.londonfgss.com/thread527-2.html] Well, well, well........takes all sorts I guess.

Some of the perverts on this forum, and indeed on this thread, have already admitted to showering with their bike. Just as bad IMO

There's a big difference between showering with your bike and simply showering your bike.

[http://www.londonfgss.com/thread527-2.html] Well, well, well........takes all sorts I guess.

I'm going to buy this frame and have sex with it

+1 . . shotgun on sloppy seconds if you do

surely you can work out some kind of spit-roast scenario?

fark, you guys better stay away from my new bike!!!

I can confirm that DogBalls' geekhouse was a proper go-er.

Some of the perverts on this forum, and indeed on this thread, have already admitted to showering with their bike. Just as bad IMO

My bike consents to the shower though..

IMHO that is a genuine case of bike abuse. what about the rust??
i blame the internet.

Carbon fibre rusts? News to me.. and I did so well at chemistry in school sigh

Cromosexual

hehe!

Stop it you'll get me carboned up..