FFS - Somebody Post Something Interesting

Please.

I thought you just did!

Here ya go matey.

Friend just used this in a post on another forum, about saab mk1 and mk2 models, specifically seats.

'Because the seats flop about like a cock in a bucket.'

FUCKING LOL.

Nevermind, I'm going to bed to ponder quasi-multiple first person narratives as I drift into more troubling REM episodes...

ALCOHOL TO BE RESTRICTED TO NICE PEOPLE WITH DEGREES

ALCOHOL should only be available to nice people who know which wine goes best with fish, according to MPs.

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The influential Home Affairs Select Committee said police resources were being stretched because too many awful people are buying cheap wine from supermarkets and then drinking it really quickly without fully appreciating its delicate potpourri of flavours.

Chairman Keith Vaz said: "Let's take this charmingly presumptious Echo Falls White Zinfandel, just £3.98 from Tesco, or £2.50 if you're lucky enough to be able to buy it from the members' bar in the House of Commons.

"As a decent person I would enjoy this as an aperitif before a dinner party, or perhaps serve it with some lightly poached seabass or a pan-roasted poussin with parsnip and chorizo.

"I certainly wouldn't use it to wash down 20 Marlboro Lights and then have a piss up against the front door of Greggs.

"But that's because I went to Cambridge and have a well-thumbed copy of Floyd on France."

Tom Logan, a trainee accountant from Peterborough, said: "So what you're saying is, they've fucked up the economy, forced the country to the point of bankruptcy and put my job and my home in jeopardy while at the same time paying themselves a hundred grand a year in expenses and are now telling me I shouldn't be allowed to buy a couple of cheap bottles of wine on a Friday night so I can forget my troubles for a few hours instead of hunting them down and roasting them on a spit like the shit-caked, trough-guzzling pigs that they are?

"Interesting."

Time is up, 5000 members, diluted quality, fixed gear bikes are more common than hairs on a cat and the cold weather has cleared the peds and hipsters.. there is nothing else out there man. Come with me.. come to the depression thread....

BMMF what's your take on American small batch whiskey? I'm enjoying a glass of Woodford Reserve at the moment.

Sorry had to stop that post as I had to dry the cat off. I think he's been in the neighbours pool again.

I always make sure I have a pan-roasted poussin with parsnip and chorizo on hand in case I need a drink.
Don't leave home without it!

NEWS.com.auNovember 06, 2008 10:31am+-PrintEmailShare
Fox bites jogger, won't let go
Woman runs on for 1.5km
Prises it off, throws it in car boot

WHEN a woman out jogging was bitten by a rabid fox, she ran on for another 1.5km with the animal still attached to her arm and threw it into the boot of her car.

The woman was bitten on the foot by the fox while she out running near Prescott in Arizona, the Associated Press reported.

When it went for her leg, she grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, and that's when it bit her arm, the Yavapai County sheriff's office said.

The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran 1.5km to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off, threw it in the boot of her car and drove herself to hospital.

The fox later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman both received rabies vaccinations.

yawn

shall I turn off the lights?

Degree? Check Nice people? Fuck. That's me out then.

Now, stop your whinging bmmf, you sloppy lover.

band of brothers just started on tv much better than this topic

but at least there's no-one from Friends on here.

ah but he is actually perfect for this role, ok not perfect but better than friends

Could he be any more perfect?

UNDER FIVES NOT TAKING YOUR SHIT ANY MORE

BRITAIN'S under fives are just not taking this shit any more, the National Union of Teachers has warned.

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The NUT said until last year the under fives were the only children that teachers could give shit to without fear of reprisal.

However, since September the tables have turned and the country's tiniest pupils are not only up for it but are incredibly well organised.

Martin Bishop, a primary school teacher from Liverpool, said: "The one with the strongest legs goes at the bottom and the others climb on top until, collectively, they are tall enough to punch you in the face. It's like a troupe of evil, midget acrobats.
"Then they grab your legs and topple you over before the ringleader starts kicking you repeatedly in the groin."
He added: "They also like to hide in cupboards so that when you open the door to get some crayons about eight of them swarm all over you and then start biting you in the face."
Official statistics show that 1,500 under fives were suspended from school last term for cigarette smuggling, organising prostitutes and running a numbers racket.

Kyle Stephenson, four, said: "You think I'm funny? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?"

Where are you finding these Onion style pieces?

I feel mean now. I also get all confused, cos Phoebe's brother is in Saving Private Ryan.

You're going to feel even worse when I tell you that Hippy is really the blonde guy from the cafe.

Somebody say midget acrobats????!!!?

I'm a natural blonde and don't you forget it.

Gunter's thighs aren't all that.

Is newsbiscuit.com still rumbling along?