I had the fear

so today i went to smithdown cycles in liverpool coz my mate had a snakebite that couldent be fixed and be has at the pier head so im about to fly back down upper parliment st by the natwest bank im riding in primary position and i hit 2 grids one under each wheel and i hit the deck like a bag of shit and in the 2 seconds before i hit the floor while i had the fear i thaught my chain had snapped when i took a hard crank and that was why i had slipped so i get up and the 2 guys in the car behind me helped me up and said they said i hit something i looked at my bike and my chain was fine but i had pringled my front wheel and my carbon forks and sounding to good either so my wheels must have slipped so i end up getting a lift in a police riot ran to meet my mates at pier head best police ever but has anyone here claimed of an accident like this coz my bodys fu*ked aswell as my bike and i need to get new wheels before monday for work but nowhere in liverpool sells fixed wheels so ive got to go to manchester and i reckon when i wake up tomorro im gonna feel the wrath

Jesus wept.

Platini and BMMF, stat!

well....

I blame hippy for this

so today i went to smithdown cycles in liverpool coz my mate had a snakebite that couldent be fixed and be has at the pier head so im about to fly back down upper parliment st by the natwest bank im riding in primary position and i hit 2 grids one under each wheel and i hit the deck like a bag of shit and in the 2 seconds before i hit the floor while i had the fear i thaught my chain had snapped when i took a hard crank and that was why i had slipped so i get up and the 2 guys in the car behind me helped me up and said they said i hit something i looked at my bike and my chain was fine but i had pringled my front wheel and my carbon forks and sounding to good either so my wheels must have slipped so i end up getting a lift in a police riot ran to meet my mates at pier head best police ever but has anyone here claimed of an accident like this coz my bodys fu*ked aswell as my bike and i need to get new wheels before monday for work but nowhere in liverpool sells fixed wheels so ive got to go to manchester and i reckon when i wake up tomorro im gonna feel the wrath

Erm you know this >>> . <<<<<< button on your keyboard......

Chickin: take a deep breath and find your return key please.
Then I'll consider subbing your submission.

I blame platini for this

I blame platini for this

Yeah, he's a picky fucker and no misteak.
LOL!!!!!!!!

Mmmm, Joycean.

well....
I blame hippy for this

I blame the immigrants.

I blame the immigrants.

the Australianists

You're telling me that in the European Capital of Culture, the home of everything good in this country, the birtplace of the chirpy Scouse wit epitomised by such legends as Tarby, O'Connor, Boardman and Pistanator, you have to go to Manchester Village to get a track wheel?
Oh.

he's not looking hard enough

there'll be some taciturn old roadie shop that sells track hubs

Mmmm, Joycean.

Fnignagns Swake, innit lah...

birtplace
Oh.

?!

I think it would make a lovely rap song for the kids.

he's not looking hard enough

there'll be some taciturn old roadie shop that sells track hubs

nope theres not alot of choice in liverpool

also im writing in a forum im not writing a cv

Do we have to read that in a scouse accent?

And I suspect that there are plenty of people in Liverpool better versed at insurance claims than we are ;o)

also im writing in a forum im not writing a cv

We still need to be able to read it.

nope theres not alot of choice in liverpool

also im writing in a forum im not writing a cv

Just as well.
Try Pete Matthews for all your wheel needs...

nope theres not alot of choice in liverpool

Is this man addressing me, platini?

Bad luck Chickh. Ring up Dolan and get yourself a set of Navigators. You can sue the council if the road was to blame for the blunder described in your above stream of conscious. I know someone who did it after going over on some dodgy tram lines.

Nasty gave me a business card of some cycle specific solicitor when he was in Harry's. Ask him or someone in the shop.

LOLWUT
no but seriously, that was quite a challange to scrape sense out of

Is this man addressing me, platini?

Search me - I don't really understand Scouse, I'm afraid. (trans = proud).

Search me - I don't really understand Scouse, I'm afraid. (trans = proud).

harrumpf!

LOLWUT
no but seriously, that was quite a challange to scrape sense out of

is this you then? v

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