For christmas I want...

.

...you to shut up

? im just asking for some help on this forum about getting a back wheel for my bike?

a half price leather sofa on boxing day, but i want it to be advertised to be for at least 5 days prior to the day on every available TV minute untill i hear the jungle in my sleep and lose every festive feeling

...you to shut up

HA - i wa thinking "a worthy thread" but i was over come with chirstmas spirit.. thats now passed.

spending 245 quid though just for a rear wheel seems ridiculous for me even if it is first hand

yes

[unless you already have a frame and front wheel making it worth it]

£50 for one of those rims?! Fuck that!
£35 for one of those tyres?! Fuck that!

For xmas, I want to get rid of all this bike shit I've got laying around and have the Cuntdor built.

some sleep and a blow job before

I think you are all being beastly to the teenage vampire.
Oh.
Carry on.

lol love the support from you guys.

I think your mistake was mentioning Xmas on Bonfire night; oh and letting slip that your mother might spend £245 on your Xmas present.

£50 for one of those rims?! Fuck that!
£35 for one of those tyres?! Fuck that!

For xmas, I want to get rid of all this bike shit I've got laying around and have the Cuntdor built.

And the Beemer. You'll have to leave that at the scene of the crime.
nudge Birmingham, remember?

And the Beemer. You'll have to leave that at the scene of the act of mercy.
nudge Birmingham, remember?
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ask her for this!

Now you've spoiled the surprise...

oh crap!

a half price leather sofa on boxing day, but i want it to be advertised to be for at least 5 days prior to the day on every available TV minute untill i hear the jungle in my sleep and lose every festive feeling

I would imagine that hearing the jungle in one's sleep could be quite restful. As long as you weren't actually in the jungle, of course.

yes

[unless you already have a frame and front wheel making it worth it]

ye you need to get a non-fake frame kyle

And the Beemer. You'll have to leave that at the scene of the crime.
nudge Birmingham, remember?

Am I aiming for anyone in particular?

EDIT: I'm missing some joke innit.. I've be off the forum.. have to use my 'forum' pc for work! The fucking nerve of those cunts!!!

For Christmas I want a Hippy

Hippies are for life(unfortunately),
not just for Christmas.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

...my kids.
Maybe next year eh?

...ditto^ for scott