Is toast the best?

I thought it might be, but then it might not be, I mean youve got porridge, but then that does contain a lot of moisture, which takes up valuable bellyspace which could be taken up by carbs, whereas if you have something drier like toast then at least its has a higher carb to moisture ratio than porridge, but then again if you munch toast then youre gonna need tea to wash it down with, otherwise youll get drymouth, so i suppose they both ave their pros and cons.

right you cunt, that's it

it's funny, i see the thread, but i can't see his comments. amazing.

http://www.betterthantoastmusic.com/

Apparently not...

Vegemite toast FTW

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- Red Dwarf Toaster Sketch[/ame]

@ pj and RPM and, well, everyone else really... hahahahahahahahah.... where's that function again?

But whilst i'm here.. a great reggae star who lived in kingston had a toaster above the entrance to his house... he said something like 'i am not a boaster and thats why I have a toaster' (said in a stoned jamaican accent :)

profound

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc

Odd. But quite funny.

I never knew Paul Young was the lead vocalist on that song. He's still a cunt though, for this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nCE_eA0vmY8

But whilst i'm here.. a great reggae star who lived in kingston had a toaster above the entrance to his house... he said something like 'i am not a boaster and thats why I have a toaster' (said in a stoned jamaican accent :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFwNncX51GI

(2m05s)

But whilst i'm here.. a great reggae star who lived in kingston had a toaster above the entrance to his house... he said something like 'i am not a boaster and thats why I have a toaster' (said in a stoned jamaican accent :)

That was on Jools in Jamaica, me dad recorded it and it was one of me favourite vids to watch when I was about 4, along with Thomas the Tank and Thundercats. Facking loved that vid, and it was a very significant moment for me when I finally got to meet Scratch about 20 years later.

I never knew Paul Young was the lead vocalist on that song. He's still a cunt though, for this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nCE_eA0vmY8

I'm not going to watch that but I am guessing it is Love Will Tear Us Apart?

I'm not going to watch that but I am guessing it is Love Will Tear Us Apart?

You guess correctly. You are wise to avoid it too, it is a most heinous crime.

Why couldn't he have done a cover of 'I'm Going To Fucking Hang Myself' as well?

The only cover of that song I enjoy is by The King on the album Gravelands, a collection of covers of tracks by deceased artists done very well by an Elvis impersonator. Nothing to do with the merits/demerits of toast for which I hope you are grateful.

The only cover of that song I enjoy is by The King on the album Gravelands, a collection of covers of tracks by deceased artists done very well by an Elvis impersonator. Nothing to do with the merits/demerits of toast for which I hope you are grateful.
I thought I was the only person in London who owned that album. It's a belter.

As for toast, I cannot partake I'm afraid so you'll be getting no gratitude from me.

it's funny, i see the thread, but i can't see his comments. amazing.

yeah, same here, he's still a massive cunt though.

Plonker, Twit, Stool, Toad, Elderberry, Bamigboye, Hun, Misanthrope, Trogolodyte, Iconoclast, Wanker, Tosspot, Felch-head, Retard, Scrotum.

Put those in your toaster, MessyJah.

I've just cut and pasted those into my vocabulary... thanks skully!

yeah, same here, he's still a massive cunt though.

If I'm a cunt then I'm not a massive one, well I don't feel massive anyway. You see, your mum made me feel tiny. Because of her massive cunt.

ha!

There's chemistry here.. I can feel it

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-Xp33xZhE