Weird forum dreams

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Not yet, but if you send me some of those painkillers I'll happily test it out and let you know my findings.

And if Adoubletap doesn't already have a beard and dreads. He should grow both, just to appease the dream gods ;)

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i had a weird dream about going on a night ride with loads of people and ending up at Sebs mum's house (with seb) and she made us dinner then we went out the back and he had a room full of bling bike parts, which he wouldn't sell to any of us.

that dream was ages ago, and was under similar circumstances to you scott, chronic sciatica and painkillers.

Nice red vans. Bloody awful dancing.
Whoever said "White men can't dance"; had obviously just seen this ;)

I had an erotic dream about being under Waterloo Bridge with my bike one time

the lot of you need therapy from Justmouse's girlfriend.

I dreamt last night that I was the coolest guy on 2 wheels in London, i knew everything about bikes and i was cruising around on a sparkly cherry red NJS lo-pro that had a magical mag front wheel that looked fantastic and yet was immune to piss-taking and meant I could go about 80 miles an hour, safely. I didn't have to work because the bike made me money, can't remember how... Anyway, a lot of weird stuff happened which I won't go into but overall it was amazing. Anyone else had any bike-related dreams they care to mention?

Yeah, I rode straight into a tree in my dream two nights ago! That was it, no build up, or after effect, I was on my bike and I rode straight into a big bastard tree. On the plus side, it was summer time.

Yeah, I rode straight into a tree in my dream two nights ago! That was it, no build up, or after effect, I was on my bike and I rode straight into a big bastard tree. On the plus side, it was summer time.

... the tree probably represents your absent father (a large, weighty unresolved issue, with many tangled branches whose roots go deep), summer time means you're happy and well-adjusted. Your sub-conscious is probably telling you to write a letter to him, pay him a visit, something you've been meaning to do for long time, no?. It has to happen in your own time, though, Sano. These things can't be hurried. The tree's telling you that loud and clear.

Or you hate Trees. Whichever sounds more plausible.

Spare a little candle, save some light for me. Figures
Up ahead moving in the trees. White skin in linen,
Perfume on my wrist, and the full moon that hangs over
These dreams in the mist.

Darkness on the edge, Shadows where I stand
I search for the time on a watch with no hands,
I want to see you clearly, Come closer to this
come closer to this
But all I remember are the dreams in the mist

CHORUS
These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
Sleep when it's cold outside, every moment I'm awake,
The further I'm away.

Is it cloak and dagger, could it be Spring or Fall?
I Walk without a cut through a stained-glass wall.
Weaker in my eyesight, a candle in my grip, and words
That have no form are falling from my lips.

CHORUS
These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
Sleep when it's cold outside, every moment I'm awake,
The further I'm away.

BRIDGE
There's something out there I can't resist. I need to
Hide away from the pain. There's something out there
I can't resist.

The sweetest song is silence that I've ever heard.
Funny how your feet in dreams never touch the Earth.
In a wood full of princes, freedom is a kiss. But the
Prince hides his face from dreams in the mist.

CHORUS
These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
Sleep when it's cold outside, every moment I'm awake,
The further I'm away.

megadeath ?

No 'a' in Megadeth... now let's all watch Platini explode :)

These dreams that Sleep when it's cold outside, every moment I'm awake,
The further I'm away.

This is classic Freud. An inverted dream, ie a dream that sleeps, in other words, awake, yet only when it's cold outside and you're further away (the chill of loneliness, a distant mother, perhaps Mr Smith?)

squoocher. Are you a sleep therapist trying to drum up buisness? ;)

No 'a' in Megadeth...

Wouldn't that make them Megdeth?? ;-)

heart: cock rock with a female bent

Wouldn't that make them Megdeth?? ;-)

You know what I meant! releases hounds

squoocher. Are you a sleep therapist trying to drum up buisness? ;)

Aha! the therapist as patient! This is classic 'reverse psychology'... PinkGottiMobbs, do you have megalomaniac urges? Do you view authority as a threat or a challenge? Are you often seeking to rebel in structured environments? Maybe you feel your bike is inadequate, perhaps your rims are not NJS? Your gear inches lacking? You must address these questions, seek answers from within, you cannot turn to me to provide guidance. Not at this stage.

Aha! the therapist as patient! This is classic 'reverse psychology'... PinkGottiMobbs, do you have megalomaniac urges? Do you view authority as a threat or a challenge? Are you often seeking to rebel in structured environments? Maybe you feel your bike is inadequate, perhaps your rims are not NJS? Your gear inches lacking? You must address these questions, seek answers from within, you cannot turn to me to provide guidance. Not at this stage.

Oh, you are an NJS deler. In that case I will have 10 extra gear inches, 2 NJS rims and an adequate bike please.

Oh, you are an NJS deler. In that case I will have 10 extra gear inches, 2 NJS rims and an adequate bike please.

Unlike penis size, the length of your chain or size of your crank shaft should not adversely affect your cycling performance. If other cyclists laugh at your Peugeot conversion, tell them that they fuck their mother (If they agree, send them to see me, we have much to discuss).

I mainly have dreams about my bikes falling to bits (which they do iRL too)... last one I remeber I was cycling through a park and bits of my bike were falling off like rain on path... till I was just holding on to a pair of drops and sitting on a seat that was floating along...

If I'm in a bad mood they tend to be about me cycling fast and something going wrong and me crashing and burning very badly.