Who has ever cleaned a bike in the shower without telling the flat mate?

After a discussion with a certain forumenger.

Who has ever cleaned a bike in the shower without telling the flat mate?

Yeah. Done that.

I did use Muc Off to get rid of the grease though, so it's fine.

Better than people pissing in the shower I think.

One of the quickest ways to clean a bike if you don't have access to an outdoors water hose.

Just don't tell the wife.

ROFL. VB first to answer!!!

No but I took a shit in your shower and didn't tell you.

No but I took a shit from your shower and didn't tell you.

i think he was saving that, and then you go and nick it.

i think he was saving that, and then you go and nick it.

You should see this years tomatos.

Yup, and Nitromorsed a frame and forks in the bath too, bathrooms are made for this stuff, all tough tiles that come clean no matter what you do. (leave the cleaning to flatmate / other half)

Put your bike in the shower and piss on it! ;)

I used to work as a lifeguard while at Uni in a pool in Brighton where a co-worker kept all the stolen bikes he tried selling to us/the customers in the staff showers...

Yep. Well there's no fucking taps outside!

yeah i've done that.

Yep. Well there's no fucking taps outside!

Here we go with the whole fucking ' no taps out in the street' argument again... Haha! You're all freaks... ;p

I make a point of pissing in the shower, but my brother if fully aware of the fact...

I make a point of pissing in the shower, but my brother if fully aware of the fact...

Cuz he's watching?

Not that I'm aware of, but I prolly should check for peep holes

Ouch! :)

Are people generally naked then with their bike in the shower when cleaning it?
Better make sure a cleaner doesn't come in unannounced otherwise you may find yourselves in trouble

I must say I had never though of doing this

Are people generally naked then with their bike in the shower when cleaning it?

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself Mike! ;-)

Am I wierd (in here) for never spraying 'water' over my bike? I use a damp rag.

What does it mean - "cleaned a bike"?

I just ride my bikes through puddles/canals/rivers/lakes and let nature do the rest. :)

no, but then i never clean my bike. it's black and looks awful anyway so why bother (i know there are countless reasons to bother but i'm very lazy)

What does it mean - "cleaned a bike"?

And what is this "shower" you speak of?

what a genius idea. i can't believe i've never thought of doing this.