You couldn't make it up...

... Well Tynan probably could, but you take my point...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/3145269/Homosexuals-should-carry-warning-tattoos-says-chaplain.html

Gayist!

bugger me!

He has gayer friends so that makes it OK, apparently.

He has gayer friends so that makes it OK, apparently.

Gayer friends than who?

Than Elton John.

he a friend of yours huh john? :D

Nah I just read the article on the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7655585.stm

Superb stuff. good to to see the church hasn't lost touch with society.

He was being satirical*. He was stupid and posted a joke on the internet. I'm sure there are many on this site who would not enjoy having some of their posts quoted.

*Although obviously, I'm sure he has reservations concerning homosexuality.... and is a cunt.

i would have thought after such a long career in Hollywood, Chaplin would have been more tolerant, though.

and apart from anything else, isn't he dead?

He doesn't like pink tanks either.

Have you seen what this guy looks like though. Freak springs to mind

ah, satire! i get it. well, he should be shot for holding on to archaic ideas, the old gay bastard.

He doesn't like pink tanks either.

Or pink oboes...

Superb stuff. good to to see the church hasn't realised its full of peadophile cunts.

fixed.

Superb stuff. good to to see the church hasn't realised that its full of paedophile cunts.

fixed.

fixed ;0)

"anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they’re light-hearted jokes."

hmmmm.

... Well Tynan probably could, but you take my point...

Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS

You're absolutely right...

VICARS TO HAVE 'FULL OF SHIT' STAMPED ON FOREHEAD

CHURCH of England vicars are to have the phrase 'full of shit' stamped on their foreheads, it was confirmed last night.

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As vicars called for the labelling of gays, the Church agreed to a reciprocal arrangement which will see every Anglican priest branded with indelible ink.

A Church spokesman said: "We arrived at 'full of shit' after an extensive public consultation. Other popular suggestions were 'Ever so creepy' and 'I'm hard for Jesus'."

Secular campaigners also want the vicars to hand out a leaflet explaining why everything they believe is based on an ancient voodoo text, not a word of which is true, and that it would be perfectly understandable if you want to punch them repeatedly in the face.

But in a quid-pro-quo, the Church is demanding tattoos for homosexuals and pre-marital fornicators who must also have their buttocks inscribed with the date and time of each of their sinful penetrations.

The spokesman added: "The actual 'gay' tattoo should be on the hand or forearm rather than the buttocks. If two men are down to their bare bottoms, the gayness is probably a given at that point." Meanwhile, social workers have called for some vicars to carry additional messages including 'hard-drive checked by police' and 'not to be left alone with boys'.

^That vicar looks eerily familiar...

that bloke sounds hilarious, I'd like to go for a beer with him

Here's another nutter:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3188273/Science-fan-has-Stephen-Hawking-tattoed-on-leg.html

I thought the church always welcomed gays with open arms

More strangeness here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/may/12/mentalhealth.health[/SIZE]

Imagine if your last sentient vision was an inflatable alligator
:-(