How (not) to manage the media

Joe Kinnear's first press conference was fun...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/03/newcastleunited.premierleague

Genius. He gets my support, though I'm a Swansea fan.

That is fucking hilarious.

Someone should send Joe some WAC stickers to distribute as he pleases...

I read it this morning - was in hysterics. I felt for the poor press officer - he's got to have a relationship with the press after Kinnear has gone and he's had to try and mediate between the two. Poor sod. He's earnt his wages this week.

Great opening line. Thanks for sharing. I think a lot of Spurs fans are thanking Newcastle for being even worse and keeping their piss poor start to the season off the back pages.

what a cunt, what a load of cunts, all of them.

football cunts, overpaid cretin cunts.

Great opening line. Thanks for sharing. I think a lot of Spurs fans are thanking Newcastle for being even worse and keeping their piss poor start to the season off the back pages.

I love Newcastle at the moment. At least there is one team who are more of a laghing stock than us.

Brilliant stuff.. Makes me want him to succeed.. Doubt he will though

Eloquent and measured !

Sunderland must have paid him an absolute shit-load for that.

hijack alert:
does anyone play five a side?

i'd like to find an extra game if possible....

Un-bleeped version here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0&eurl=http://www.garrinchasdog.com/

Can you imagine doing that at work?

That is fucking hilarious.

Someone should send Joe some WAC stickers to distribute as he pleases...

If you want to give Joe some of the WAC stickers, give me some and I'll see that he gets them. A friend of mine knows him.

Also, what a legend. He should be invited to be the honourary commentator at a polo tournament:

Those shit sniffing French cunts are really sticking it to those spastic cockney ball sniffers, etc

that can be arranged - pm me your address and I'll get some in the post for you and Joe

you wouldn't want to take him to a mosque would you?

that can be arranged - pm me your address and I'll get some in the post for you and Joe

PM'd.

It'll be interesting to see if some of them appear on some journos cars...

This is why I fucking love the Guardian sometimes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/audio/2008/oct/03/joe.kinnear

Amazing!

My hero..