Embarassed but Satisfied on Brick lane!

I was riding over to Polo this afternoon and stopped for a moment to let some people by. It was taking longer than I thought and started to fall over, I couldn't get my feet out of the freakin clips in time and fell over in the middle of the street in front of a guy in a mercedes. While I'm lying there on my side trying to get my feet out and get upright, the bastard starts to honk at me! As if I just decided to take a nap in front of his car?

So I get up he goes past, words exchanged fingers up blah blah. Anyway I see him trying to turn around up ahead so I pull up in front of his car so he cant get out and said "I'll let you out if you say your sorry" He tells me to fuck off, tries to move forward, I dont move and repeat "I'll move if you say your sorry"! He says I will run you over! I say "no you wont" He doesn't. after about a minute and half (seemed like forever) he says " I'm sorry! I'm sorry"! and I let him pass. Ahhh vengence!

and then what happened ?

Quality, takin back the streets. Have a biscuit on me. :)

and then what happened ?

Um..../?//? Nothing? I felt like an asshole for falling on my arse, but felt good that I didn't punch the guy, but took a sort of middle road non violent approach? I cant always promise I will contain myself so well.

Well done. Buy yourself a cake :-]

It's like something [st]cut[/st] from a movie.

Oh alright! I just recently punched a guy on the Brooklyn Bridge for reaching out and slapping me as I went by on my bike and although he deserved it, I hate going down that road if I dont have to. So I guess I was happy to have resisted the temptation to pull the guy out of his car.

It was a "You had to be there" moment.

Boring story. FAIL!

I was there.

You were the guy in the mercedes? Up yours buddy!

did he say "this is bricklane mate" ?

No, he just said "Fuck You", "I run you over" & "Im sorry, I'm sorry"!

But I mumbled "this is Brick Lane, my friend" as I was driving off.

It was a "You had to be there" moment.

Boring story. FAIL!

Nah, great story mate ;) well done

Nah, great story mate ;) well done

i agree...that'll show those car drivers.

I was riding back into my estate today after a quick hour on the bike to ride up a hill quite fast, then ride up another more slowly, but massively overgeared, when I passed a few kids playing football. They were about 8 years old, at a guess.

One of them said, "nice bike!". It was my decent 10spd road bike.

I thought, 'nice'? 'NICE?' What kind of pathetic compliment is that you fucking pre-pubescent cunt? Honestly, I was going to get off the bike and smack the little shit right in his chubby cheeks. Then I toyed with the idea of wedging his immature fingers between my carbon wishbone seatstays and Paris-Roubaix pedigree Campag Neutron back wheel, and use the 24 bladed spokes to slice off his fingers one at a time until I'd taught him 10 worthy adjectives for describing my bike in a positive manner.

But I resisted the temptation to do any of the above, and just said 'thanks'.

Pedo.

They were my kids - it's natural to want to kill them.

Pedo.

Correction: P*a*edo.

i thought it was funny!

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Correction: P*a*edo.

It's either or. I think it's one of those English v American spelling things.

is that supposed to mean something fred?

is that supposed to mean something fred?

He's having his period.

It's either or. I think it's one of those English v American spelling things.

Ye i know, but I like the absurdities of English, it's a shame to lose them (foetus, thr**ough **etc etc etc)