Phils Epic Fail

Pajama's had a great idea! Let's go for a lunchtime ride!

Awesome!

So we got there at 1 pm. Jim Jams was a little late, so I took some pictures...

This is the Tate Modern in silhouette. Woo, pretty.

Ten minutes later and still no sign of our leader, so I shot a picture of a pigeon.

I tried to get it to turn round, and just as it did... Scccreeeeecccccch, up roars Phil, breathing hard and startling my subject away.

Still, never mind. Phil was there. Teenslain had to go do something else, so we waved him off and then it was time to leave! Hooray!

And we're off! Freeeeee as birds, riding the streets...

If you look closely above, you'll see the grin on JimJam's face! He's fucking stoked!

Chris Crash was there! And he didn't fall off!

"This Way!" shouts Pajamas, and burns left towards Ken's House, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth and tears of joy streaming down his face. We marvel at the architecture, and that little crack you have to be careful of.

"Hang on a sec" I think. Why is JimJams carrying his bike? That doesn't look good. Surely he can't have had a puncture already?

Not one to do things by halves, Phil has COMPLETELY FUCKING DESTROYED his tyre, tube and probably his new rim. How? It seems that he forgot about the watery crack, saw it at the last minute and then tried to bunnyhop it, like what them kids do...

He didn't make it.

And that, my friends, was that... Lunchtime ride, THE END.

Seven fucking minutes!

At least it wasn't raining.

Ouch....

Sano, fucking brilliant... love it mate.

Jim jams oh poor jamas... next friday???

Great post Sano. Bad luck jimjams, that shit's fucked up.

Hehe.

Can we have a 'what I did at the weekend' show & tell thread? It would be in keeping with the new dumb(er)ed down forum.

Piss taking aside, it was still a pretty good way to spend a Friday lunchtime.

I'm down for next week!

that is hilarious sano, beautifully told. bring back jackanory.

phil dude, you are a very funny loser. good work dude.

COMPLETELY FUCKING DESTROYED

my favourite bit of the story... again again!!

nice indeed sir

haha

Class - serves him right for trying to be like those cool kids with there stunts

Well, it was either try to bunny hop it or ride through it with both wheels. I think he made the right choice - at least he only mashed one wheel, not both...

nice!
that's a brilliant animated story..

Hang on a second, surely this was all about Chris Crash?

Blue bars, blue rims, stops outside a blue building, matching his blue-ish togs, then passes under a blue bridge. Only Chris was properly blending in to his surroundings.

Oh yes, +1 to what Dylan said.

see if he had those superpower hipster white tight jeans he would of cleared the obstacle!

+1 Sano, true story.

What a nice story, is it nap time now?

What a nice story, is it nap time now?

under the desk

Well, I'm going to get pissed up on booze, the rest of you can do what you like!

Gutting but hilarious. Beautifully told indeed.

bad luck dudes, shame you only got 7 mins ride on such a glorious day.

sano's post is fucking hilarious...

Nice story, nice pics.

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BeautifulLosers-cover.jpg"][/URL]Maybe the groove is there for just this reason...

Phew!

Stupidly, I read the title of this thread and thought somebody had discovered a discrepancy with their hubs