Spit

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  • So, I'm riding home this evening, enjoying that low sun, gliding along and I overtook this city guy on a chunky mountain bike - and just as I passed him, he turned his fat head and spat out a huge snot ball. It hit me right in my groin and just sat there, wobbling about. I almost crashed with disbelief. I slowed down to give him a speech on the Dos and Don'ts of spitting whilst riding (there are rules, and they aim at the gutter), but he peddled off super quick.

    I stopped, flicked that oyster off with a twig and then peddled like the wind to track that asshole down. I found him at some red lights, and he went beetroot when I pointed at my soggy groin. He then said sorry.

    I wanted to take a shit on him or something, but too much time had passed.

    Spit left. Please.

  • I just read a hilarious post on a MTB forum about a bloke who'd spat "a wicked grolly on some gay fixie rider" !

  • Rpm, got a link to that post, itwould just make this thread perfect.

  • How could you be such a cunt and not realise that you should always spit to the left?

  • I think he had a cold because it had thick yellow bits in it. I had to wash in fire when I got home I felt so dirty.

  • yea i wanna see the other post sounds hilarious

  • How could you be such a cunt and not realise that you should always spit to the left?

    Well i could guess that you rather spit on a thoroughly waterproof vehicle (to your right) rather than a passing pedestrian.

    Not sure if that was the case, but if he knew you were there, he is a cunt.

  • I just read a hilarious post on a MTB forum about a bloke who'd spat "a wicked grolly on some gay fixie rider" !

    Er, a joke, I think; the guy who spat posted on another forum, kind of a parallel universe thing. Innit?

  • i think he had a cold because it had thick yellow bits in it. I had to wash in fire when i got home i felt so dirty.

    hahaa!

  • i love that it was only timing that stopped you pooing on him.

  • Well i could guess that you rather spit on a thoroughly waterproof vehicle (to your right) rather than a passing pedestrian.
    .

    or just look down and spit at the gutter.

  • this is all far too sophisticated for me..

  • I still can't rep RPM, fu-nny! You shoulda punched him in the neck...

  • Awh man that sucks, spit is just one of those things that just.....ugh... its bad enough when its your own too!

  • Very good. That made me laugh enough to do a small sex-wee.

  • Very good. That made me laugh enough to do a small sex-wee.

    What the hell is a "sex wee"?

  • What the hell is a "sex wee"?

    it'll make you blind..

  • I still can't rep RPM, fu-nny!

    +1 and damn this can't rep without spreading the love rep thang!!!

  • Ha ha ha - They are not amused!

  • Funny shit!!!

  • http://www.mtbe.co.uk/post7646.html#7646

    Weird

    Haha +1 for that

    I usually spit to the right just because I'm used to looking over my right shoulder, but I'll bear all of this in mind in future.

  • Spitting is for pesants.

  • Fking funny! you seen the responses already

    Mr RPM thats class! *

    <- for object*

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