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I just read a hilarious post on a MTB forum about a bloke who'd spat "a wicked grolly on some gay fixie rider" !
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Rpm, got a link to that post, itwould just make this thread perfect.
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How could you be such a cunt and not realise that you should always spit to the left?
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I think he had a cold because it had thick yellow bits in it. I had to wash in fire when I got home I felt so dirty.
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yea i wanna see the other post sounds hilarious
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How could you be such a cunt and not realise that you should always spit to the left?
Well i could guess that you rather spit on a thoroughly waterproof vehicle (to your right) rather than a passing pedestrian.
Not sure if that was the case, but if he knew you were there, he is a cunt.
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I just read a hilarious post on a MTB forum about a bloke who'd spat "a wicked grolly on some gay fixie rider" !
Er, a joke, I think; the guy who spat posted on another forum, kind of a parallel universe thing. Innit?
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i think he had a cold because it had thick yellow bits in it. I had to wash in fire when i got home i felt so dirty.
hahaa!
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• #10
i love that it was only timing that stopped you pooing on him.
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Well i could guess that you rather spit on a thoroughly waterproof vehicle (to your right) rather than a passing pedestrian.
.or just look down and spit at the gutter.
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• #12
this is all far too sophisticated for me..
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• #13
I still can't rep RPM, fu-nny! You shoulda punched him in the neck...
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• #14
Awh man that sucks, spit is just one of those things that just.....ugh... its bad enough when its your own too!
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• #16
Very good. That made me laugh enough to do a small sex-wee.
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• #17
Very good. That made me laugh enough to do a small sex-wee.
What the hell is a "sex wee"?
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• #18
What the hell is a "sex wee"?
it'll make you blind..
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I still can't rep RPM, fu-nny!
+1 and damn this can't rep without spreading the love rep thang!!!
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• #20
Ha ha ha - They are not amused!
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• #21
Funny shit!!!
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• #22
http://www.mtbe.co.uk/post7646.html#7646
Weird
Haha +1 for that
I usually spit to the right just because I'm used to looking over my right shoulder, but I'll bear all of this in mind in future.
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• #23
Spitting is for pesants.
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• #24
Fking funny! you seen the responses already
Mr RPM thats class! *
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So, I'm riding home this evening, enjoying that low sun, gliding along and I overtook this city guy on a chunky mountain bike - and just as I passed him, he turned his fat head and spat out a huge snot ball. It hit me right in my groin and just sat there, wobbling about. I almost crashed with disbelief. I slowed down to give him a speech on the Dos and Don'ts of spitting whilst riding (there are rules, and they aim at the gutter), but he peddled off super quick.
I stopped, flicked that oyster off with a twig and then peddled like the wind to track that asshole down. I found him at some red lights, and he went beetroot when I pointed at my soggy groin. He then said sorry.
I wanted to take a shit on him or something, but too much time had passed.
Spit left. Please.