Angry angry angry

Does anyone else find they are a bit like the incredible hulk when on a bike? I'm generally fairly peaceful and quiet, but when I'm on a bike I get really aggressive. Any little error by any other road user and I want to scream at them for a long long time....

Anyone got any tips on how to be really nice on the road? Fluffy bunnies and kittens. That kind of thing?

Try not be snobbish or precious about it. You make mistakes too.

Peace

MDMA is your friend.
this may not be strictly true for everyone

hahahahahahahahaahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

i find coming on here and fucking into people helps me get through the day.

Does anyone else find they are a bit like the incredible hulk when on a bike?

yeah, I always tear my shirt off and roar

Superprecise. LOL. Rep.
:-)

My friend has a sticker that says 'zen' on his stem.

Seems to do the job.

I'm just happy being an angry shouty b'stard...

My friend has a sticker that says "what a cunt" on his stem (and the rest of his bike)

seems to do the job.

not sure which job, but it does it.

wac
this is the best idea ever!
long live daddy wayne!

My friend has a sticker that says "what a cunt" on his stem (and the rest of his bike)
seems to do the job.
not sure which job, but it does it.

Cunt
:-)

repped

Actually tonight after ANOTHER fucked up 12hr day at work.. I rode home signing Green Velvet's "Flash" mixing it with the crazed "hehehe hehehe" sample from some gabber track I used to listen to.
Completely and utterly crazed.. but I was grinning all the way home. Fucking ace.
Sing, sing, sing. Mind you it helps not having cunts cutting you up :)

I want to scream at them for a long long time....

You are Violet Elizabeth Bott AICM £5.

Actually tonight after ANOTHER fucked up 12hr day at work.. I rode home signing Green Velvet's "Flash" mixing it with the crazed "hehehe hehehe" sample from some gabber track I used to listen to.
Completely and utterly crazed.. but I was grinning all the way home. Fucking ace.
Sing, sing, sing. Mind you it helps not having cunts cutting you up :)

answering machine is better.
(though hedz may say he's been pulling the same trick since percolator)

Approaching a roundabout, after an appropriate glance over my shoulder, I moved from the gutter and accross to the right hand lane. There's a horn behind me and I turn around and tell the car to fuck off, he's there with the window open saying cyclists are a menance, I'm like, I'm on a bike, you're in a car, who's the fucking menance? This is my road too. As this goes on as we're side by side going around the roundabout. Fuck knows what the cars behind made of it. I told him he was a twat then accelerated in front to get back over to the left to exit. We argued again at the traffic lights further on

Or like the car driver that pulled out without looking forced me onto the wrong side of the road, and after a threw a hand up over-took me, then slowed and cut me off as he pulled in again forcing me to slow and swerve back onto the right, to ask me what the fuck was my problem. 'You almost killed me' was my reply.

Or the driver that reversed out of a line of park cars without looking and I almost ploughed into, having to swerve onto the pavement

Maybe I do make mistakes riding my bike, but I can't remember any times where I've almost caused physical injury to other road users. And when I do seek solace on the pavement or path I get shouted at by pedestrians. We are neither fish nor flesh: the road belongs to the cars, the pavement people. We get the gutter (cycle lanes round here are a joke). Despite coming before the car we are now the after-thought, an inconvienience, hated by both walker and driver. So we hate them back. Wankers

Phew, needed that, ta

yesss....

gooood...

use your anger....

Pa?

answering machine is better.
(though hedz may say he's been pulling the same trick since percolator)

No way! Flash is the shit!

Nitrous Oxide, laughing gas, hehehehehe haha!

I have a chopped version of this mix (faster, it's from a Carl Cox set) as my phone alarm..

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12MBV_ubxs0"]YouTube
- FLASH-Green Velvet(Timo Mass mix)[/ame]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VIb1AMXX7jw

i don't need this shit

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FRcIRAWYxzU

it's time for the percolator

I've driven for too long to get angry on the roads. Now pavements, fuck!

I like to shoulder charge petite women in short skirts in Liverpool St station on my lunch break.. just for a laugh, you see? Don't mean any harm by it..

Why do you feel the need to wear short skirts while you do this? Do they go nicely with your pink shirts?

I find a nice lilac over a dark mini works with my complexion the best.