Hand positions on erect penis

I took the effort of sharing my hand positions, not an experienced wanker but ive enjoyed using drop bars from my fixed bike to illustrate the positions I tend to use. my bars are the same width as my cock by the way.

1. Large Majority of 'active' wanking, kind of like a steering wheel.
   

2. Tend to switch to holding cock near to 'stem' when I get longer uninterrepted plateaus where cumming is not required.
   

3. When requiring a burst of speed from wanking pos.1 to get up a 'shallow' orgasm I tend to move my hand further up the cock. If I need to do a quick sprint I stand up, rock the cock side-to-side, pumping bmx stylee whilst holding cock near the top-front.
   

4. When trying to get up very long very 'steep' orgasms I use the lower part of the bend in the cock, I stand up, lean foward but keep the cock still trying to wank consistently.
   

5. On long wanks, when im in 'the zone' not really worrying about cumming. Just rest my hands on the glans.
   

6. [forgot to take a pic] On the rare ocassions when someone asks for a 'milk race' I use the bottom flat parts of the cock, stay seated, try to max the rpm! Thats the only time I use the actual balls whilst seated.

OnOne-Anist

I do a nice thing for a member by giving the kinda answer/advice they were looking for, and you feel the need to make a parody of it? Now, that is OTT!

It's OTP.

poor old DFP

Enough already with the TLAs.

poor old DFP

Boom, boom, boom, boom-ba-boom, boom, boom, boom, boom-ba-boom... Pictures at six... ;)

Get it right!
4: is the milker - thumb and fore finger gripping whilst pulling away, gaining leverage from fully extending the leg.

Get it right!
4: is the milker - thumb and fore finger gripping whilst pulling away, gaining leverage from fully extending the leg.

Actually I do, do it like that, but I had a camera in other hand and kinda forgot how it feels on the bike.

Boom, boom, boom, boom-ba-boom, boom, boom, boom, boom-ba-boom... Pictures at six... ;)

borrowed time t s, borrowed time......;)

I opt for "the milker" on hills and sprints. i shall put it to good use sunday. in the cycling sense...

Would it be anti-Semitic to discuss the benefits of hoods in this thread???

Looks like you have a 25.4 there, dude. I'm rocking a 31.8.

I opt for "the milker" on hills and sprints. i shall put it to good use sunday. in the cycling sense...

Would it be anti-Semitic to discuss the benefits of hoods in this thread???

Thanks Greasy Slag. Your slowly turning this into a thread about bikes again.

31.8 with a shim?

Wayyyy too much time.

Made me chuckle though.

you forgot the "vinegar stroke"

BMMF you been dying your skin?!?

Is that your cough 'motivational' material pictured right?

poor old LCB

:)

i feel sick.

i did big actual laughs and stuff.

would rep if i could.

BMMF you been dying your skin?!?

Wake up, Dale - that's not my hand. Please see other post beginning 'Hand positions on'.

(apologies if you realised that, and were attempting to make a funny)

nsfl :)

how apt that tag - stroke of genius.

cheers bmmf

Be careful about overdoing it, and going blind.

Riding sightless could be the next big thing...