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  • there have been a rash of shit thread recently (this one included), so here are some pointers.
    don't stat a thread if:

    It is asking for a bike/frame with out both a size and price range. people wont be able to help you if they want to. also USE SEARCH.

    It asks us to pic an OTP for you. use search.

    You just started a simalar thread, but made a small mistake, use edit.

    Your only reason for doing it is to make up for the small size of your genitals or brain.

  • and dont use "FIXIE" oh shit i just did?

  • Threads with spelling mistakes in the title.

  • Threads with spelling mistakes in the title.

    Thse get token car off.

  • is it a bad sign if i can read that with out any trouble?

  • ^^Butt sum sleep thrugh the nete.

  • Can't we just bring back ritual stoning?

  • When did it stop? Did I miss something? :-(

  • Really? I've not heard the satisfying "thunk" of stone hitting newb for months now.
    You mean there's stoning going on without me?!?! What is the meaning of this outrage?!

  • step it up, big lad.

  • I thought we'd decided the acid baths were quicker…

  • hey I'm new here and I've been thinknig about turning my classic road bike into a fixie. Could you boys help me out a little? Is it bettr to convert my currant bike or should I buy one of those rust colored langsters? I like the skull pattern on tem. Could I repaint my bike rainbow with those really thick bike wheels? Could someone help me while I'm visiting London next week? (I still have nowhere to sleep, but I don't mind sharing a bed) I heard the Duke of York is the place to go to meet oterh fixe-riders, is that right?

  • your are delphine and i claim my prize

  • your are delphine and i claim my prize

    You silver-tongued lothario. 'Prize'? Bet that's the first time anyone's called it that.
    (No offence, like, Roxy...)

  • I thought we'd decided the acid baths were quicker…

    I must've missed that meeting. Was I baking scones that night?

  • Could you boys help me out a little? Is it bettr to convert my currant bike or should I buy one of those rust colored langsters?

    currant bikes, good for raisin' hell.

  • shit, there's one of those lady things posting on the forum - 'roxy' are you really victoria pendleton and do you have photos?

  • examples of the fucking pointless threads that have been started here in the last 24 hours (and what they should have been titled):

    1. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread1270.html#post286098 a thread about one bike in the fixed gear gallery - should have gone in the fg gallery thread
    2. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10120.html#post286049 the yo mama thread. Fuck right off, this isn't fresh prince of bel air.
    3. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10013.html#post285932 How do i use bittorrent, you fucking cunt?
    4. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10137.html#post285931 I'm in love with my abs
    5. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10160.html I cant be arsed to check what's on TV, can someone tell me?
    6. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10180.html I noticed that there's someone on the internet with the same avatar as dale. Well fuck me with an arrospoke, you'd better start a thread about it.
    7. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10088.html More bittorrent bollocks. Step away from the keyboard.
    8. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10166.html I can't find a thread from last week, I'll start another thread in the hope that that'll help me find the first thread. Particularly good as he replied to his own post - 100% of the replies were by the OP. maybe he could rep himself whilst he's at it.


    Oh, and obviously any thread I've started, ever.

    If this were my forum, no-one would be able to start new threads, ever. :-)

  • Kill them all!

  • Repetty rep. (Fred).

  • xox platini.

    I was slightly serious with the last comment though. There's very little need for new threads now. Almost everything has been covered before, it would only take people to use the search properly and patiently for no more new threads to be required.

    Having said that, Chris, you muthafucker, you started this new thread on numpty newbies, but an hour ago you neg rep'd for bringing up Dale's thread from a week ago about the same thing!

    One more thing whilst I'm on my horse. I've noticed a distinct drop in standards of both flaming and abusive tags. I'm very disappointed in you all.

  • ur a cunt

  • What about a "new thread" veting new threads

  • You mean moderation based on the subjective views of a small minority?

  • point taken
    very democratic

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