You know you're fixed gear crazy when...

...walking down the street together your girlfriend/boyfriend gets jealous of the attention you're paying other bikes

haha... I sooooo agree.... but now my wife keep asking me is that one fixed... or single speed?

..the word "fixed" in any sentence someone's saying makes you snap to attention / go a bit dreamy - for example the sentence "we can only offer you a fixed term contract".

...you have just dismissed the first post because your girl/boyfriend walks - you roll very slow / trackstand..

...walking down the street together your girl gets jealous of the attention you're paying other bikes

worse still when it's a hot girl on a hot bike

I got caught checking someone out the other day by my wife. My reply was, "I look at bikes too!". Didn't work. Fail.

oh dear, back onto girls rather than bikes.

this thread's got legs you know. Legs.......long, silky-thighed legs......

worse still when it's a hot girl on a hot bike
...and you're looking at the bike.

when you spend half your day on this website rather than doing what you get paid to do

when you spend half your day on this website rather than doing what you get paid to do

when you spend half your day on this website rather than looking for a job

when you spend half your day on this website rather than looking for a job

when your job is just a place you go to sit between rides.

... when your head turns, following a bike going past, and you don't even bother looking at the guy on the bike...

... when you convince all your colleagues that they want Japan Centre takeaway for lunch, just so you can get on your bike to go pick it up...

...when you live in an old factory without a shower for a year, although that's all about to change, eh FGL?

... you come back from holidays and half your photos are of bikes not sights.

...you are surprised in an "oh yeah..that still exists" kind of way when someone rides by freewheeling.

...you spend more on a wheel than on your girlfriend's birthday present. Whoops.

most wheels cost more than a tenner

....when your Mrs catches you looking over to your bike in the corner of the room while you're watching TV while cuddling on the sofa

A mates mate got dumped by his Mrs few months back as he was spending too much time with his bike!! WTF!

...when walking on the pavement with your missus and your bike your missus is always curbside.

...when all your long and short term plans involve a bike and/or a bike part.

when you spend half your day on this website rather than doing what you get paid to do

I sometimes wonder how I get anything done at work. I think I have a problem...

...spend time reading a thread like this one.

Phil you cunt